Do you have a team already?
Dirty Threesome Tournament
Friday, September 17, 2010
Host club:
East Van Bike Polo
Contact info:
stormfin@gmail.com
Court size:
two tennis courts This will be a one-day tournament before the East Van Crown. Held (hopefully) at new brighton park. This a strictly co-ed, non-throw in, tournament. One member of the opposite sex on each team. Assorted prizes, including best dressed! There will be a 16 team cap to keep the tournament to one day. Registration will open September 3rd, please register with a full team to: stormfin@gmail.com Registration fee TBD but will be minimal.
Location
New Brighton Park
Vancouver, BC
Canada
See map: Google Maps
Groups:
Sweet, our team from Denver should be able to participate in this!
There should also be a best dude that looks like a lady prize. the reward will be some eye liner and lip gloss ;)
I'm coming! Bringing some Riggs Bros! COUNT IT!!!
Current game plan, Cody and I will drink, Dustin will play for all of us.
Please tell me you are making T-Shirts with that logo! Or at least spoke cards or something... ITS GREAT
Current game plan, Cody and I will drink, Dustin will play for all of us.
current east van by-laws require all players to be drinking.
section 1 rule a) clearly states:
"not drinking is cheating."
do not be caught unawares k, one beer per hour is the legal minimum.
Baby, I sat next to you while you posted this and and 2/3 of teh way to playing in it. Myself, Mckenzie and... will be there. Who will the third be? It's an exciting event that not even I know the outcome of. Oh man.
Ha! I like your strategy Kiersten. I may join in. Care to share a bottle of white wine? Or two?
need a third big momma?
Hell Yeah!! You me and McKenzie, a bottle a piece!! I wonder if we can find the $3.00 stuff that was actually pretty good again.
or four? worked out for me during west side. :-)
^ i can vouch for meggy k, she's crazy on the court
where the hell did you get that female figured icon in the poster art? wtf. looks ridiculous.
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and i'm really jealous i can't be there for this. extremely.
Hmm. Yes. I am only in for the white wine party if it's the 3 dollar stuff. Gas station wine FTW! God bless america......
Also, pretty sure I can do spoke cards. I made the "lady figure" chandel ... it took several tries before she was "feminine" enough for it to be noticeable on the poster. If you looked at her separately, she'd probably look like a bad caricature of pamela anderson. Ridiculous? indeed. We will miss you for this!
Also: Heads up kids, Registration opens on friday, 10:00 am. If you have a full team, I suggest you register with me promptly, as I expect the 16 spots to fill up. Not sure how fast they will fill up, but if you are prepared, might as well get in there.
The cost will be $5/ person, payment to be made the morning of.
I still need a team for this diddy. Anyone?
So far we have 7 teams registered, with 9 spots remaining... You can register any time right up until the tournament morning (unless we fill the spots first) .. so get your teams together!
register the deadly garliks from victoriaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!!!
Gotcha Luke. Team #8 Is it the same team for the crown as well? We haven't started registration for that yet... hopefully soon.
Trevor and myself need a third for this one, are there any polo ladies still available...?
Can you register team Three way foreplay from calgary please ... Justin, hope, and me .. thanks ..
Back on the market for this. I was stood up at the prom. Looking for a hot date and a good chauffeur.
I'm down for this threesome thingy, I had the day designated to house hunting however if a team materializes I would prefer polo
oleha, do you want to play with me?
, I had the day designated to house hunting
We may have a 1 bedroom to rent in East Van if you're interested get in contact ASAP
I'm free agent for this, i enjoy hard passes, reading offensive breaks before they happen, taking shots that ought to be taken, and sunsets with cloud action. I ride fixed front brake mother fucker.
warning to all americans coming up... booze and smokes cost twice as much in canuckistan...
sign Team Adorable up!
One week until the D3! 12 teams registered, and 4 spots remain! E-mail me with your teams!
More information to follow soon.... for a map of the area, see the east van crown thread
Treeface and myself are looking for a lovely lady to join us for the tourney? Let me know if any one wants to play with some Calgary boys?!!
Okay we have a second option??? Yeas behind door number 2 there is Candy and Flowers!!
i would like to play in this if a couple folks want to team up!! kakaw!
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can't make the crown, but would like to play in this tournament. anyone need a male player? Unfortunately, I imagine the market is dude saturated. I have a strong feminine side if that counts for anything?
Alright Kids, Here's what's goin down on friday ...
Registration will be 9:00-10:00 am friday at new brighton, 5$/ person. Games will start at 11:00 SHARP. For serious. If you miss a game your team will forfeit. Seeding round will be run on two courts, 8 teams/ court. 3 games/ team. Then there will be a break and we will start the double elim round. I am hoping there will be 3 courts ready at this time, so we can include all 16 teams in double elim. Then we will crown some dirty threesome champions and all go get crunk at the party.
Below is a list of teams currently registered. If there is anything incorrect, please notify me ASAP.
1) Denver: "Max and the wild things" Cherri C, Scooter S, Max D
2)Seattle: "Raliegh, Ritchie, and Margot" Dustin R, Cody R, Kiersten G
3)East van/LA: "Royal Flush" Martin H, Shannon F, Joker
5) East van/LA: Gena P, Dan, Drizz
6)Seattle/Pdx: Medic Mike, Mckenzie H, Timtim
7)East van: Adam H, Ali M, Alex C
8) Victoria: "The deadly garlicks" Triane T, Erin P, Luke
9)East van: Cara F, Tom T, Chris D
10)East van/ Nanaimo: Rory C, Ken R, Steph
11) Chicago: "team adorable" Tucker S, Greg V, Suzy B
That's it for now, 5 spots remain!
I thought Cory said he registered us already.....he can never be trusted....Calgary - Justin, Cory, Hope
not a big deal, but daniel and i are from new orleans, louisiana, not los angeles, california. [stoked!]
I see Luke is double-dipping while there is a shortage of females.
Oh wow... I totally fucked that list up. Sorry Drizz, Justin, my bad. Here is the corrected (and updated!) list:
1) Denver: "Max and the wild things" Cherri C, Scooter S, Max D
2)Seattle: "Raliegh, Ritchie, and Margot" Dustin R, Cody R, Kiersten G
3)East van/LA: "Royal Flush" Martin H, Shannon F, Joker
4) Calgary: "three way foreplay": Justin, Hope, Cory
5) East van/New Orleans: Gena P, Dan, Drizz
6)Seattle/Pdx: Medic Mike, Mckenzie H, Timtim
7)East van: Adam H, Ali M, Alex C
8) Victoria: "The deadly garlicks" Triane T, Erin P, Luke
9)East van: Cara F, Tom T, Chris D
10)East van/ Nanaimo: Rory C, Ken R, Steph
11) Chicago: "team adorable" Tucker S, Greg V, Suzy B
12) Seattle/ Paris: Julian, Dave, Agata
Does anyone have a female friend good or bad how can just play net for use? we will make i worth her while!!
Please Mike and I are coming early just for this!!!
Maybe if you could spell better you would find someone.
Please please Ladies!!!
desperation is not very appealing in a team mate.....just saying
show up and just let it happen.....
Anyone who helps find us a female player may get some beers as well!!
Update: 13 teams now registered... 3 spots remain...
Put down Mike and me and the mystery homeless girl? We are not in Van yet but when we do we will head to hastings and find one!!
2 spots remain! I'm sorry Trevor, the rule has been I can't register you without a female player confirmed. If you show up to the courts friday morning with one and there are still spots left, I'll be happy to put you in.
So i have good news for one lucky gentleman or lady-Team Adorable needs a third. Any takers??
Ooo also we need a ride from seattle. oops.
The ride will be very early from Seattle tomorrow morning and I'll be your third 509.five9five.One55one.
Thanks Reese. Seattle is already overbooked for rides up in time for the coed. Sorry Suzy.
No worries. there is also the bus option-it just wouldnt bring us in in time for the coed. Either way, this weekend is going to be awesome!
we might have a place to smuggle you if you like to snuggle. twentyone 5 (philly!) threehundredfiftysix - nine three 4 7.
or pm yo!
Let's all meet at Judkins park 5am and poloavan up to East Van!
sounds real good! cant wait!
5am Judkins we'll be there, and I really want to play with you two!
me reese and dom are headed to seattle now. Dom is the one with the truck and we can only fit 3 bodies and two more bikes so reese's plan is if you pay for two train tickets for me and reese you three can make it in time for the tourney and me and me and reese, with no dog in this fight, will meet you asap at the tourny to watch and play throw in when possible. Were passing through ellensburg now. You probably have reese's number but mine is 206 551 7608. See you soon
Edited for my idiocy. I'll play with you guys. Chi-town represent.
Tomorrow!!!!!! Reminder: Registration from 9:00 am to 10:00 am. Games start at 11:00 SHARP. You will forfeit if you miss a game. This is going to be a tightly run tournament.
Very excited! See you all soon!
results?
moses cast down thy staff
Just from memory...
1. Steph (Nanimo), Ken and Rory (East Van)
2. Kirstin, Cody and Dustin (Seattle)
3. Shannon, Martin (East Van) and Joker (LA)
^^^ That is correct... Great day of polo! 16 teams showed up, some great co-ed action. Thanks everybody for your help and thank you to all of the players! So much positive feedback, stay tuned for a potential repeat next year ... :)
Love doing the dirty. Who wants to do it with me?