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Bike Polo Hotline!

What do you think about a Bike Polo Hotline, basically some people that just want to talk bike polo on the phone? It started as a joke earlier tonight, and people tell me i talk about it too much. It might be cool to connect with some NEW people in different cities, hell even countries. I thought about some ways like giving numbers to people (who you trust) and if you could put times you arent available. for people serious about talking on the phone about bike polo. because as much as i love this site ( it gave my computer a homepage and helped me find a background) i cant spend all the time i want on it. I have to drive a lot and i call a lot of people, so if you have ideas put em out there!

This is my first thread and tear it apart! ( dont take shots at me personally though, just at my idea)

Coach will talk your ear off on the phone about bike polo.

Oriole will ask what your wearing and how you smell.

YIP!

From what I understand, back in the golden age of phone phreaking, there were continuous conference call lines, where people could dial in and all hang out on the same "party line".

I imagine we could Google up something similar today - possibly for free.

Jesse
Collar City Bike Polo
Troy, NY

the j is for jesse
Troy, NY: 2008 - 2010
Seattle, WA: 2010 - 2013
Austin, TX? polo!???

I worry that it might end up like playing Halo online though...with no mute buttons.

Jesse
Collar City Bike Polo
Troy, NY

the j is for jesse
Troy, NY: 2008 - 2010
Seattle, WA: 2010 - 2013
Austin, TX? polo!???

wow. of all the things you could have made your first thread about, you chose talking on the phone with strangers about bike polo. way to bring back 80s technology, ab.

it would be funny for a bunch of us to call one of those free sex chat lines and change the subject to bike polo. check this out, ab. call one of those numbers and see what it's like. if it's legit, let's take it over. lol

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I say, bike polo chat room!
A/S/L?

i think this is a conflict of interest with bikepolo.ca

"ok Mr. Schwinn fucking Armstrong!"
www.burrobags.com

a.b. is a conflict of interest

and jarrod gets the assist!
deep south bike polo

bike polo hotline

I'd call it. Just to heavy breath.

Honestly, I'd probably just start talking and never stop.
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Marco!
I am the Duck.

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The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

If all you want to do is heavy breath and talk about bike polo, you just found your new best friend.

Fostering communities through ball handling and heavy breathing. This is what I do.
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Marco!
I am the Duck.

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The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

is 1 800 mouthbreatheaboutpolo taken?

this is the level of conversation we used to have here.

yeah thats what i like to hear!
umm i talked to coach for a minute as well some other new contacts
i kind of want to start talking to NEW people about polo and get their feelings about shit
outside of my own thoughts and what my friends think. i have talked to a few people on chat too.
i just hate the disconnection that is there when you cant hear someone. so i like your idea paul.
lets bring back LANDLINES! and i will try to start getting peoples numbers so watch out!

deep south bike polo

bike polo hotline

Are all polo phone calls drunk dials?

Though I know Florida keeps the root beer flowing heavily too.
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Marco!
I am the Duck.

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The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

skype and whatnot...

B.O.P. 4-EVA

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

i have skype, its hard to ask someone to talk on there without coming off like a total wierdo
but i think it has some capabilities that could really help.

deep south bike polo

bike polo hotline

There are conference call setups on Skype all ready.

Webcams too. Rawr.
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Marco!
I am the Duck.

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The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

but you are a fucking wierdo a.b.
what's the issue?

B.O.P. 4-EVA

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

non-issue! whats your number?! or skype handle..
deep south bike polo

bike polo hotline

AB I love you.
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Marco!
I am the Duck.

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The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

top bwahahahahahah

where is all the money going to AB????

its been a month time to report.

yeah, what's up with the hotline, beansy?

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I JUST CALLED THE HOTLINE AND IT WENT STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL!!

I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON A LANDLINE TOO!

GUESS HE IS BUSY SCREWING ANN SILVER!!

jeffisdef wrote:

I JUST CALLED THE HOTLINE AND IT WENT STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL!!

I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON A LANDLINE TOO!

GUESS HE IS BUSY SCREWING ANN SILVER!!

hahahahahahaha

polo island!!!

YIP!

a better idea would be a bike polo podcast. You could have guest players from all over talk about topics, issues, rules, events, etc. Record conversations using skype or audio hijack pro, edit, then voilà! I'd subscribe to that!
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I will subscribe if Jeff hosts the first episode.

jeff doesn't even know how to own a podcast.

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So this has been going great. I've put tons of minutes on my phone!
but the celly telly has terrible reception and you SHOULD leave me a voicemail.
i share the landline with PLATINUM MEMBERS ONLY

as for the last week ive been on hiatus really, taking care of college and getting ready for the off season. and i want to get a podcast going, thanks for the advice! first guest of honer - bike polo hotline regular JEFFDEFF

bike polo hotline (call me)

bike polo hotline

quit dancing around WHERES THE MONEY AB

i have a confession to make the orthodontist bills have been adding up.
thats where the money is going, straight to my 2k grill!
bike polo hotline (call me)

bike polo hotline

I need to start calling this more often. you know, more than just that once. Let's get a Podcast going! That shit makes it legit!

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Marco!
I am the Duck.

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The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

plus new aerospokes for the eclipse

YIP!

can we sext the polo hotline?

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the bike polo hotline doesn't have text messaging capabilities. breathing heavy is allowed, though.

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drizz = official bike polo hotline secretary/ head of the podcast division.

we are getting pretty legit

bike polo hotline (call me)

bike polo hotline

Denver kids are to fucking lazy to go the the website to find out if polo is on or not! Google voice offers free phone numbers. so we got 240-DMM-POLO. its pretty fucking amazing. WE can txt, get calls and send txt all for free! its still in its infancy but we have high hopes for the future of our hotline. IF any one wants a GV invite hit me up i have a few still.

our blog post about our hopes for this thing

Speaking of lazy, i dont feel like explaining what all else GV can do so click the link if you care

info on GV

Denver Bike Polo is on the cutting edge of technologicality!

In order of importance, here are three simple rules to live by:

1) Finish school.
2) Keep all your blood in your body.
3) Have as many protected orgasms as possible.

Hardcourt Bike Polo Connoisseur

can you pm me a gv invite? thanks!

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I would also love an invite if you have any left!

again I haven't read many of the responses. again, can't believe I clicked on this thread. I don't know why i'm bothering to say that I don't really check this site anymore. I'm happy for allllll of the people who still check this shit. BUT I'd rather just play. please stop shit talking and just play. just play just play. go outside. get off the internet. the only reason to be on here is to check for tournements or if you are injured and cannot play. go outside.

bike polo hotline (call me)

bike polo hotline

AB, YOU'RE RUINING BIKE POLO!

grinch

Hardcourt Bike Polo Connoisseur

.. sorry for the drunken rant.

haha. next time you should call the hotline and vent.

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you drink? oh yeah, i remember now. st louis

"This is the way it's always gonna be"

slayers are only slayers if the slay out of town...

the bike polo hotline is really a big joke. it's just ab's cell phone.

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thanks paul, for clearing that up.

bike polo hotline (call me)

bike polo hotline

Here's another idea: local bike polo forums.
That way the League site doesn't get bogged down with in-jokes between a handful of players in a given town that no one else really gets but inexplicably plays along anyway.

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or maybe the birds of prey could call the bike polo hotline and spell all pluralized words with 'z' instead of 's.'

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bike polo hotline (call me)

bike polo hotline

Dude, wha!? Half the reason it's so friggin ridiculous is because no one can be in on all of this shit at once.
But I've got a trip to the sawth comin' up in 2010 and you better believe I'm callin' that hotline. I don't care if y'all know me or not. It's a HOTLINE, baby!

And y'all are welcome to come up and shit all over the BOPzzz whenever you like. Couchspace provided. Not all Cascadia is a member of the elite clique, you know. Secret cells of insurgents ready to tear up weak-ass nests exist. Call them The Weasels. Family Mustelidae.

playin' along for years now.
e

emerson for o10 moderator
consistency with the brokes andwhatnot
catch up people

Got me that introductory offer on the HOTLINE. Platinum membership baby. International and all.

Already BROke it in- Came with a holla from Ann Silver herself.

Don't tell me bikepolo can't change lives.

oh i get it, BROkebike

yall, I got a call from the hotline yesterday! i missed the original call because I was busy playing....I feel pretty damn special! we talked about safety.

www.atxbpsc.blogspot.com

magical horse loving faggot come home
its ok jeff said it

ab you suck

special guest host ?~!?~?~?3`?5tk26qeasioxbrfqfNAKBSZXV;
BIKE POOKLOI S[PRING BREAKKKKKK!!!!!

bike polo hotline

BIKE POLO HOTLINE T SHIRTS COMING SOON

BIKE POLO HOTLINE IS DOWN FOR 6 WEEKS

I had jaw surgery for these braces yesterday
wont be able to talk chew or play for 6 weeks

bike polo hotline

Best / worst news of 2010.

BP Hotline don't play around like that!
How many more moons? I'm on the company line but no hotline to call for freez!
Get well soon or you'll forget how to jaw about p.o.l.o.

best wishes AB hope you have a speedy recovery

slayers are only slayers if the slay out of town...

The good old days

The real question is does AB still pay for his cellphone by the minute

JohnnyCrash wrote:

ab you suck

Some things never change.