BORING!!!!
What would go on your trading card?
I had a hilarious thought about kids with bike polo trading cards this morning. What kind of stats and quotes would go on your card? Mine would have "beer of choice", "signature moves" and specs for my whip uhhhhh
HP, MP, agility, strength, magic, magic defense, level
HP/Str/int/end/thac0
perhaps my spell, item, and abilitiy list.
and a quote. something like "peta is the reason we don't have flying cars" or "monkey's have tails"
tournament wins?
number of polo bikes used and retired, mallet length, preferred tire, beer of choice, catch phrase, current bike.
Lots of these have been said before but... perfered polo temperature, mallet length detail, number of months playing 2+ times a week, tourneys attended, injury list, favorite player(besides yourself), favorite club.
Home club, sponsors, and names of moves you've invented.
NO BRAKES BITCH!
one thing I would not have, I picture of me ball jointing.
http://www.leagueofbikepolo.com/user/josh13
hahhahahahhahah ohh mna i didnt laugh until i clicked on the link...hahhaha for real... but i bet jo burge would have a pic like that ;) jk joe i love you, man.
X2. ha, it thought i was going to see a photo of burge!
Mine would say:
"Further proof that you can have the nicest bike on the court and still suck."
Already priced it out. Pretty damn expensive and time consuming. Plan on doing it anyway some time in the future.
Years playin 3.5 Years out with injury 2.0 , vehicle of choice 5.0 Luv of playin 10.0 Time til next game 25 hours.Time til next injury .Imminent "so this is how it ends"
what would go on robbie boardz card it would say
YOU HAVE NOT MEET ME YET MY NAME IS ROBBIE BOARDZ BOUNCE BOUNCE
Signature move, injuries, mallet ingredients, credit card number, radius of upper thigh, back tattoos (yes or no), number of converts to the game, holographic image of player on bike. Should be cheaper if made in new zealand.
Tell me you have a tramp stamp, polo-related. I will paypal you $5 CAD to defray the cost of your awesomeness.
Would love to know what a tramp stamp is... polo related or otherwise. The cost of my awesomeness in priceless.
If the answer is still yes you may categorize your Awesomeness in the Ironic category.
Ha! The answer is NO, mercy no. However if I did have one it would read: "if you can read this, pull my pants up" My awesomeness is always ironic regardless. (I'm Australian we don't "big up" ourselves without our tongues in our cheeks... ask Damon about convict heritage etc.)
Convict heritage: having Ancestors who were sent to Australia so Britain could de-clutter it's prison system and colonise a new country. (Many Australian's distrust of authority, cutting down of those "better" than oneself and deadpan self deprecating humour are sometimes attributed to this.)
Scottish Heritage: tragic love of strong whiskey, distrust of authority, and inevitable poverty-stricken death after a lifetime working in mines is sometimes attributed to this.
did you look at the link i had under my name.
my comment was in hopes to get some one to tell me to google it or explain convict heritage. but stopping them from doing that by putting that link in there.
sorta like asking your parents to tell you about sex when your 35, and be sinclair about it.
Hmmm. Yes i did look at the link. You were hoping to get someone to ask you to google something, then stop them from doing so? How is this like asking asking one's parents about sex at 35? Who is this sinclair of whom you speak? What has this to do with our hypothetical trading cards? My head hurts!
Fixed or free, ratio, front/rear brakes, wheel size, tire width, frame size, biking background (BMX, MTB, fixie nerd, commuter, roadie), DOC, catchphrase.
Pro-friendly bike polo!