there once was a man from east van
his heart was an old tin can
he said with a grin while truing his rim
if i hadnt put that guy in a wheelchair i'd be going to berlin
Machine Politics vs Beaver Boys, May 2011. Photo by Bruce Carver
the leaguge need some fun trashing
WELL it is time of the year to do some trash talking lets see
1 well martin you have clam that you have never fell of your bike when drunk BULLSHIT when you so drunk
you can even remember you r name
2 smiles team are a bunch PPR drinking bunch of drunks if it was not for PPR they could not and would not
make any goals iif it was not for PPR
3 ben hunter could not fight his whay out of a wet paper bag WITH BOTH ENDS OPEN
4 I think the haaaawk a bong smokeing grasss freak but thats ok but you take his bong away he cant play at all
5 the hunters brothers i heard you always play like dicks you come to east van AND I WILL COCKA DOOOOLE BOUNCE YOUR ASSS YOU HAVE NOT MET ROBBIE BOARDZ YET BOUNCE BOUNCE
6 jason AKA the slayson jaz what ever you name is you change it more times then i eat what ever you could not play your way out of a corner because ever time you in the corner your makeing out with kayla WHATS UP WITH THAT
YES itis trash talking summer bring it on boys and girls
ROBBIE LOVES YOU ALL BOARDZ
April 25, 2010 - 11:54am
#2
April 25, 2010 - 9:09pm
#3
there once was a man from east van
his heart was an old tin can
he said with a grin while truing his rim
if i hadnt put that guy in a wheelchair i'd be going to berlin
whow i did not think you that piss in a bottle latey
April 27, 2010 - 6:25pm
#4
come on is that all ya got
April 28, 2010 - 2:30am
#5
there once was a player from DC
who scored like he always had to pee
when he....you finish it rooster!
April 28, 2010 - 9:03pm
#6
There once was a DC player,
he hooked up with a broad named Kayla,
he changed his name to slayer,
and is now a gas pumpin failya!
April 28, 2010 - 9:59pm
#7
lame.
April 28, 2010 - 11:30pm
#8
Nice try Max.
But you're missing a crucial seven syllables.
Go curl up in your Dinosaur suit and think about it, Snorosaurus. We'll wake you when it's time for kippers and tea.
April 29, 2010 - 2:47am
#9
Nice try Max.
But you're missing a crucial seven syllables.
Go curl up in your Dinosaur suit and think about it, Snorosaurus. We'll wake you when it's time for kippers and tea.
bing bing thats a good one to
April 28, 2010 - 11:29pm
#10
there once was a pompous lil brit
who loved to talk all kinds of shit
when it came to game on
they said no HON
youre acually a drunk little twit
April 29, 2010 - 2:34am
#11
there once was a pompous lil brit
who loved to talk all kinds of shit
when it came to game on
they said no HON
youre acually a drunk little twit
bing bing tats one for jason
August 27, 2010 - 5:24pm
#12
Nice
November 22, 2010 - 5:26pm
#13
That was funny!!
November 22, 2010 - 5:26pm
#14
That was funny!!
November 22, 2010 - 5:28pm
#15
hit save twice... ooops!
April 29, 2010 - 2:45am
#16
OH I GOT ONE
there was once a brit that thought he was hip hop
but all he does is ride his bike in pink panteys and a tank top
but all he does is stand and whine about people wacking his mallet out of his hand
April 29, 2010 - 12:12pm
#19
April 29, 2010 - 1:37pm
#20
YEP max if ya want to run with the big dogs ya got to quit peeing like
a little puppy WANKER
robbie i own you boardz
April 30, 2010 - 10:52am
#21
who GIVES a shit!?
April 30, 2010 - 11:00am
#22
RAWBIE all this negativity is getting me down, you better be careful, i might email you an essay!
April 30, 2010 - 11:34am
#23
negativity is is when a PERSON is being negativity towards someone else this just fun polo trash talking you better send emerson and
slayson a essay if ya cant handle the heat stay out of the kitchen OH wait do you even know what a kitchen even is?
April 30, 2010 - 7:41pm
#24
I can't wait to come up to East Van again in September! I'm gonna wipe the court with Robbie's limp wristed polo skills! He couldn't win a Game if It was just him and the goal. The epitome of Walter.
May 2, 2010 - 1:46am
#25
oh ya bring it on dimdim
May 3, 2010 - 10:19pm
#26
i lost my passport so i will never see you again rooster...
May 19, 2010 - 6:48pm
#27
slayson wher are you i need abitch to hold my ladder
May 22, 2010 - 12:48pm
#28
i know better robby rooster... you'll just fart in my face, then steal my smokes.
May 23, 2010 - 1:10pm
#30
it an't love man i just need a big strong man like jason to hold my ladder i felt safe 40FT up knowing i had a bitch like slayson holding my ladder max was to weak
May 28, 2010 - 7:16pm
#31
chirs bottles left east van to play polo in alberta YOU SUCK BUBBLES YOU SUCK BUBBLES
May 28, 2010 - 7:56pm
#32
did he graduate?
May 30, 2010 - 12:42pm
#36
Looks to me like I'll be spending more time on the velodrome here than at the polo court. Don't even think you can beat me to a joust, Boards.
June 1, 2010 - 2:35pm
#37
hhhh i miss you not as much as jason he was the best bitchin ladder holder i know did ya get you pay from chirs
remember when you grab my ass jason because you thought i was going to fall U JUST WANTED TO COP A FEEL
June 4, 2010 - 3:58pm
#39
u are a eagle you are infested hate and dismay and u can hold my ladder any more BITCH
June 25, 2010 - 1:46am
#40
JASON IS A DICK' TUS' COLLECT' TIE'
A H HA HAA
HA HA HA H
July 1, 2010 - 2:26pm
#41
jason i saw you new wheel covers they suck just like u
July 1, 2010 - 3:00pm
#42
history of adam menace...
known for his brash ways about the pit, this guy is the only player i know that has been choked out three times in as many games. i personally hoisted his little flesh sack by the throat after he creamed me from behind into and over my then GF who was tending goal. he said sorry...
i noticed that before he retired that he was plopping goals in by wrist-shot close up on goal with much success but causing a stir amongst us because at the end of last season we had really only started seeing "lob passing" started in RVA.
now, the brooding dictator could not let it go, we would call him out on his scoop shots and say "no goal"... he would smirk and say "whatever" so when he came bake to bike polo he must have had his mind set on changing the game...
bravo adam! you've done it, you invented bike hockey!!!!
Bench Minor was a good show i hear...
BUT!...
please mr president put your foot down!
why and how can a major tourny be allowed to have its own set of rules?
dont get me wrong i like the ideas and innovation, i was just suprised to see how easy it was to not use the guidlines set for by our elected NA governing body
i want some answers...
if we are going to have different rules in other areas i think this will stifle our beloved sport...
there will be less travel, more confusion, more mistakes and no cohesivness
thanks for reading
ps. these rules seemed to only apply to portland, i sat out 2 penalties for "slashing" the 1st of which if i hadnt move my apponents mallet out of the way we both would have gone down, as he was poking it in front of my wheel. the 2nd yes it is a dick move "the Rory" tap ball towards goal then hack goalies mallet. then what about ERIC CRANDALL???? arguably one of the best in the world and a super clean player. a penalty was called only after doug d called the foul on court and preasured the judge into making a call that eric i'm sure still doesnt know what he did...
then once all the cream had risen to the top it seemed even thogh there was fouls going on, none were called...
very well run tourny other than these things.
thanks for all the effort and hard work NYC
big love
j
July 1, 2010 - 10:23pm
#43
Hooray Smack talk!
Jason, I love you, Come home soon.
July 2, 2010 - 3:43pm
#45
sayson cant hold yer water
July 2, 2010 - 8:47pm
#47
Mr. boards your insults are as weak as your polo, see you in September.
July 5, 2010 - 4:33pm
#50
oh come on boys i have see u play u could not beat your self out of a wet paper WITH BOTH ENDS OPEN i wiil drink a bottle fire ball and 10 dozen beers and i can still play better then u dimdim
see ya soon
July 8, 2010 - 4:00am
#51
recruiting for the evan crown all over the place
July 11, 2010 - 1:42pm
#52
people from fort laderdale play like dicks and whine about adam hicks kicking there ass
July 23, 2010 - 6:06am
#53
I'm glad I finally made it into this post <3 lov you Robbie. It was a pleasure meeting you and playing your tournement! See you soon again I hope. Your soap box cars kik ass. You forgot to add how Frt lauderdale players don listen and wreck your soap box cars into poles! Haha!
July 23, 2010 - 11:40am
#54
At least you didn't drive a real car at a reckless speed throwing a bike from the vehicle in the process and endangering the lives of several children.
July 23, 2010 - 4:56pm
#55
nope just an item out of a moving vehicle on purpose at a moving cyclist on the road. whatever.
July 25, 2010 - 7:47pm
#57
one of the more surreal moments of the tournament, coach t-boned that bike like a pro, no goal.
July 26, 2010 - 12:29pm
#58
X2, my favorite quote of the weekend was Pieter tell me "you played that bike perfectly"
July 23, 2010 - 12:19pm
#59
I enjoy reading people's self trashing comments, then I don't have to!
July 27, 2010 - 12:33pm
#60
wanna hang out this weekend rawbie?
August 20, 2010 - 8:20pm
#61
Rawbie Boards I hear you don't play bike polo in E.Van in the summer coz it's too hot with all that extra paddin you use, or is that just a rumour
August 22, 2010 - 10:55am
#62
fuck you you cheap bottle of scottish wiskey
August 25, 2010 - 1:04am
#63
I hear rawbie only hangs out when he forgets to put his dick away after refilling his PBR can when it's his round.
August 26, 2010 - 1:45pm
#64
fuck u u u u u sooty schotish piss bottle
August 27, 2010 - 5:38pm
#65
1. Ben Schicago goes to bed a 9pm on tourney nights. Pussy.
2. No one from E Van would hit Blokker's apple before their tourney games other than him. Pussies.
August 27, 2010 - 5:57pm
#66
Hitting the apple is the new putting on helmet & gloves.
Or perhaps I have that backwards. You could do both. Then you'd be late to start. Do it and call it a Blokker.
September 13, 2010 - 9:27pm
#67
HAY JAZASSHOLE ARE U COMEING ME AND NEED SOME ONE TO HOLD THE BENT LADDER U DROP
October 13, 2010 - 1:03pm
#68
jason i just cleaned that room WHAT ARE THOSE STAINS ON THE BED it was u and fatcat in thier
October 13, 2010 - 3:11pm
#69
what happens in MVP'S old room stays there, like a stain on a rotten piss soaked mattress...
October 13, 2010 - 3:29pm
#70
ha ha ha ha ha
November 1, 2010 - 2:05pm
#71
Rawbie Just when the rest of mankind is goin paperless you get some. I hear ya got recognized as one of our species coz non other would have ya.Does this mean ya don't have to spend time in quaratine anymore when ya cross a border? Lookin forward to trash talkin ya in person at a future tournie. .
November 1, 2010 - 6:41pm
#72
Rawbie Just when the rest of mankind is goin paperless you get some. I hear ya got recognized as one of our species coz non other would have ya.Does this mean ya don't have to spend time in quaratine anymore when ya cross a border? Lookin forward to trash talkin ya in person at a future tournie. .
SPEAK ENGLISH MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE U TALKIN ABOUT
November 5, 2010 - 2:22pm
#73
MACHINE DO U STILL WHERE JASONS GIRL PANTEYS UNDER YER KILT
November 5, 2010 - 7:42pm
#74
Robbie craves men's underwear.
But only when there be shit stains somewhere.
He litters on the court
Claims he's a sport
80%? More like 8 from this plair
November 6, 2010 - 9:43pm
#75
When wearing a kilt going Commando is the only option Rawbbie.As for in my spare time I only wear edible panties so they're fresh every day.I hear you stuff socks down yer shorts in case ya get cold feet inthe winter or is there another reason.
November 7, 2010 - 2:09pm
#76
When wearing a kilt going Commando is the only option Rawbbie.As for in my spare time I only wear edible panties so they're fresh every day.I hear you stuff socks down yer shorts in case ya get cold feet inthe winter or is there another reason.
YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THEN THAT
November 21, 2010 - 11:43pm
#77
cant wait to trash all u polo peeps this week end machine yer going down slayson yere going down fuck that your all going down
November 22, 2010 - 11:37am
#78
Cannae wait rawbie.looks like you're the only one goin up coz you is already down as low as it gets
November 22, 2010 - 1:21pm
#79
agilla will crush rooosters and pick his tooth with bones!
December 17, 2010 - 9:30pm
#80
jaz/jassashole/ mr dc/the eagle/ now the sayer fuck ya right u are no fuvkin slayer i remember when i beat the shit out of you with your own belt REMEMBER THAT knowing then as the eagle hah ha ha ha REMEMBER when i beat your ass in beer box can polo i kick the shit right out of you man next time u are in town i want a fuckin rematch i want to show everybody why u are not a slayer i will drink a26oz of fire balliand still kick yer ass and i will piss all over u and your bike
lov robbie
December 18, 2010 - 6:59pm
#82
come bitch answer me assshole i know you are out there pissing on some one bike talk to me what u scared the i wiilBEAT U AGAIN
with your belt winp chickin ass
December 19, 2010 - 12:52pm
#83
rob come down to portland and hold my ladder, lets get freaky with the christmas lights!
December 19, 2010 - 4:56pm
#84
AHHH THERE U ARE WHY DONT COME TO VAN LET ME WHIP YOUR ASS IN BEER BOX POLO BITCH
December 19, 2010 - 4:56pm
#85
AHHH THERE U ARE WHY DONT COME TO VAN LET ME WHIP YOUR ASS IN BEER BOX POLO BITCH
December 19, 2010 - 11:02pm
#86
i just saw your life size rendition of my genatalia on FB...nice
December 20, 2010 - 8:05pm
#87
i just saw your life size rendition of my genatalia on FB...nice
keep and on the set u will be see this in the future
December 19, 2010 - 11:03pm
#88
nice placement...
December 21, 2010 - 5:15pm
#89
stay on yer bike, eh.?!
December 22, 2010 - 5:16pm
#92
hey rob, i went by popeyes chicken after work and got you a b o p hat...
December 23, 2010 - 7:50pm
#93
THE B O P IS DEAD THOSE PLAYERS NO LONGER LIVE
Who's new
- mixtieme - portland oregon
- polophil - Hamburg
- axlissel - lima, Peru, Miami FL
- Deguerrilla - Landover MD
- AndrewMBP - Miami
- thecatman - fresno, ca
- kona29ermtb - eugene or
- Jamie Edwards - Sydney
- malletheadz - Florida
- KCJ - Jacksonville FL
Recently added polo bikes
New leaves turn to old
Boardzie boy never was so bold
The Hunters get mad
Slayson gets had
Robbie's tickets 'cross country are all sold...
Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...