
Babylon, at it again.
You're not going to allow this slander, are you?
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hells to the yeah. lookin good
give blood. play polo.
“I’ve talked to parents who were shocked because the can was in their refrigerator and they didn’t realize it was an alcoholic beverage,” Dr. Reihart said.
heh heh heh
Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...
if there were a comment box on that article, i'm sure it would be full of well reasoned, insightful responses from the bicycle polo community.
North Babylon doesn't allow this stuff anyway. Trips to Zion would not be the same though.
After seeing how gainfully employed, educated, nice-guy polo players act after a can or two, I can only imagine what your average twentysomething gets into with a can of Four.
True.... we just need to get them started earlier?
I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!
http://doebrain.blogspot.com/2010/10/watch-for-our-four-loko-costumes.html
Yet another way in which St Louis is better than your town.
Wanna buy some polo stuff?
http://www.fixcraft.net/stcago
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/16/us/16drinks.html?_r=1&src=ISMR_HP_LO_M...
and in Massachusetts they are already cracking down:
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2010/11/15/mass_...
they have been banned in oklahoma (naturally), you can still buy them but they are going to stop shipping them here next month. I need to go stock up!
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carve. smash. eat shit.
stocking up, sidewalk slammers are too good. http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KqUj0dWKcm0/THKsyuHynuI/AAAAAAAAGg0/EULaeYUfR0Q/s8...
via cnn: FDA calls 7 caffeine-alcohol drinks unsafe
One of the companies that received warning letters was Phusion Projects, of Chicago, Illinois, which makes Four Loko -- a drink nicknamed "blackout in a can" by some users. The company announced Tuesday that it was dropping caffeine and two other ingredients, guarana and taurine, from Four Loko in the face of "a difficult and politically-charged regulatory environment."
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carve. smash. eat shit.
and the cowbell was really the death knell of four loko. let the Midwest open in lexington be remembered as that last tournament where four loko flowed freely and loko-ly.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/11/16/AR201011...
It's official. From this juncture, continuing to drink this stems from either nostalgia or spite.
Ben- I say we contact Four Loko and have them sponsor us so they can legally give us all the stuff that has been made with caffeine that they can't sell. After all, they are a Chicago company. : )
Midwest is best!!
just as we were close to getting them to sponsor our next tournament.
oh well, i just need to get all these guys instead:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/make-your-own-four-loko-homebrew
just as we were close to getting them to sponsor our next tournament.
oh well, i just need to get all these guys instead:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/make-your-own-four-loko-homebrew
We don't have Four Loko in Australia so the homebrew is my only option to try this mystical beverage. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?) we don't have malt liquor here either. Can anyone suggest another alcohol I could substitute instead?
do yourself a favor. don't try to replicate the taste/effects of four loko. if you really want to experience it, find the most disgusting alcoholic drink in australia, buy a 22 ounce container of it, drink half of it, fill it back up with piss, drink the alcohol/piss mixture, then snort a line of an upper of your choice (meth, cocaine, a.d.d. medication, etc). that will pretty much mimic the four loko experience.
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carve. smash. eat shit.
The caffeine may be comparable but the alcohol content of that malt liquor is only 8%. Mixed with the sprite and monster and it becomes way less.
Plus, you'd spend a fortune! Four loko was good because it was cost effective. The world is collapsing, there's nothing we can do but watch it die.
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Add everclear to the mixture! That should do the trick.
Midwest is best!!
Wasn't sure what everclear was so I had to look it up.. 95% alcohol - sounds perfect! Also, according to wikipedia..
"Everclear is perhaps the best cleaner for the restoration of tobacco smoking pipes."
Best way to mimic 4 loco sounds like it would be 3 loco.which is my choice of cocktail to start a tournament without the blackout . Half bottle of champagne , 2 shots of espresso in whichever form pleases your palate and a snickers bar.Continue drinking beer for rest of day with occasional shot thrown in to maintain lubricicity.
"So this is how it ends"MACHINE
lemonade four loko + sweet tea vodka = wacky palmer
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live//video/Update: Four Loko/1261517
- Beaver Boys * Milwaukee Bike Polo Club -
I tried to play this link and got an advert for Australian superanuation and then one for Vodka... Does four get you so pissed you think of retiring?
T
haha!
the link was funky - maybe try this tinyurl if there isn't a redirect when you don't qualify for retirement : http://tinyurl.com/28naw6z
That Organ Blaster might make a reasonable mallet head ...
quazi quoting: "... our next product we combined four things that Americans love ... boxed wine, milk, buffalo sauce, and fiberglass."
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AGILLA WENT TO MURDER MART AND....NO MORE FOUR LOKO
Portland United
www.eighthinch.com
IBEware of facked FOUR LOKOS. AGILLA HAS PRIVATE HIGH OCTANES 4loko ONLY FOR LOS MAROS FAN CLUBHOUSE!! IS SEATTLES JUNIORS up all nite thinking is real LOKOS hahaha!
PlacEBOLOKO...
Portland United
www.eighthinch.com
"Recycled" sure we get it.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110106/ap_on_bi_ge/us_alcoholic_energy_drinks
RICHMOND, Va. – Truckloads of Four Loko and other alcohol-laced energy drinks are being recycled into ethanol and other products after federal authorities told manufacturers the beverages were dangerous and caused users to become "wide-awake drunk."
Heard about this last night. Whoever said it wasn't fuel in the first place?
Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...
im not really missing the irregular heartbeats the next day, u guys voted for change 2 years ago
klack klack klack

This guy is pretty bummed that they got rid of the caffeine.
Joelo's bachelor polo bike with broe jesus duct taped to the Joelo bars. broe jesus broke his arm though, and now lives in the bathroom at Bike Farm 24th and Treat st.
Devin
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