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THE ROBBIE BOARDZ SHOW

THE ROBBIE BOARDZ SHOW

hay all i would like to tell you me and ken are doing show called the robbie boardz show the frist show has been done it is geting work on as we speak we will try to get it done by feb/ early march this going to be a awesome show its funny and crazy its the first show and we are working on the second one this show is done in my ghetto shed we will feature things like

interviews with polo players across the world(we are still trying working on that maybe by phone or web cam
trash talking polo players
how to jump gocarts
the dick of the week/and dick move of the week awards
best crashes awards
best goals awards
how to true a wheel with a hammer
the second show we will building a ghetto polo bike with just grinder and a wench
also we will be talking about up comeing tourneys like the na's the worlds who are the hot teams and players that are going
and for the ladys we want to do a once a month thing were the girls send us a picture of the hottest sexy polo players
we also want to do testing on polo gear test them and then review them on the show

so if you got polo shit you would like to be featured on our show like tshirts/stickers bike stuff and also send us you pictures or videos of crashes or some one doing a dick move or a picture of someone you think is the dick of the week or month and you can send to

rawbieboardz@gmail.com

so i will see you on the interweb of hell

robbie boardz

i can't wait to see your show man

Keep your standards low, and morale high.

This is probably the best idea I've heard of in the poloverse yet.

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only polo plaers aloud

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

that'S FECKIN BRILliant robbie

"So this is how it ends"MACHINE

the first show is a little prmative and i am alittle dumb at some times but we are workin out the kinks

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

"building a ghetto polo bike with just grinder and a *wench*"

Wow, i can't wait to see that one!

Are we talkin' a street wench or a port wench?

If you aren't sinning, Jesus died for nothing.

I'm so glad somebody else caught that too.

Your King wrote:

I'm so glad somebody else caught that too.

yes we thought about it a year ago or so as the shows start going out more and more they will get alittle more involed like i said before more and more different types of people want to try polo i find that here in east van people think polo is cool but when they come to a pickup night there seems to be a hard crash of some sort or someone talkin about the 50000 buck bike they just bought to play polo and it seems to scare them off alittle and i am sure that other clubs have simalar problems like this poeple see this and get scared over welemd my goal is to the SUPER FUN in polo and show people that it is not as bad as it looks sometimes. and its not hard to build a good polo bike with just a pocket full of change and to show what is going in the polo world and to see what going whos the hot players where the tourneys are and to show that that city or town that is having the tourney thew video on the interweb and they see this and say wow portland is having a tourament or new york or what ever it may be and think woow lets go there and have some fun and of course play polo

so your comments are welcome
please send them to
rawbieboardz@gmail.com

robbie

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

you just have to wait and see tee hee teehee

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

Where can I tune in when the first show airs? We could also submit a how to make a cheater mallet video. These are mallets that got so much loving attention after last years emerald city open tourney...we would of course demonstrate how to cheate with them in our video. Can't wait to tune into the show!!

P/M Hardcourt

reese wrote:

Where can I tune in when the first show airs? We could also submit a how to make a cheater mallet video. These are mallets that got so much loving attention after last years emerald city open tourney...we would of course demonstrate how to cheate with them in our video. Can't wait to tune into the show!!

NO MAN just send us a picture of you being a DICK on the court like a newbie in goal and you take a shot a come up and slap his mallet away and the shot goes in like rory does ha ha ha ha ha come on people think about THE DICK OF THE WEEK who plays like a dick go out there on a pick up night and get us the best picture or video of THE BEST CRASH BEST DICK MOVE we want them and i will give the rawbie boardz awards for the best DICK MOVE AND BEST CRASH

robbie

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

we will send all the polo peeps the link

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

"we also want to do testing on polo gear test them and then review them on the show"

So you are doing this to get free shit, Rob?

do i just send you a picture of my dick to be the featured dick or do i need a resumé with it?
i just sent a few pictures of it. thats not crabs, it's razor burn.

i don't want to be on this show...

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

AGUILA wrote:

i don't want to be on this show...

take alook at the picture you are aready are DICK DICK HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA AHA AHABNHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHANBAHABAH I LOVE JASON OH JUST WHAT I DID TO YOU SCARF HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H AH YOU WILL LOVE IT

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

listen this show it not just about dick moves and peoples crashes its about what we all love AND THAT IS POLO AND POLO.BIKES but i dont want it to be just about polo this sport has exploded so much in the past few years
thier all walks of life that are interested in this sport and i want to bring it to everybodys attention. I am not the best polo player (and i dont think i will ever will be) but i have i vision and that vision is to show them(the people of the biking comunities) that you can take bike that has been sitting in the back yard for years and make it into a FUCKIN POLO BIKE and you dont need a 1000000000 bucks to make that fun come true hot bikes come later man and thats what i am trying to put out thier ( and to have more polo clubs then cites now thats a vision) and to be your robbie boards( don cherry ) of polo and that is the vision that makes me sleep and makes me get out of bed every day and that is my vision

robbie boardz

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

RAWBIE ROOOSTER BOARDZ wrote:

listen this show it not just about dick moves and peoples crashes its about what we all love AND THAT IS POLO AND POLO.BIKES but i dont want it to be just about polo this sport has exploded so much in the past few years
thier all walks of life that are interested in this sport and i want to bring it to everybodys attention. I am not the best polo player (and i dont think i will ever will be) but i have i vision and that vision is to show them(the people of the biking comunities) that you can take bike that has been sitting in the back yard for years and make it into a FUCKIN POLO BIKE and you dont need a 1000000000 bucks to make that fun come true hot bikes come later man and thats what i am trying to put out thier ( and to have more polo clubs then cites now thats a vision) and to be your robbie boards( don cherry ) of polo and that is the vision that makes me sleep and makes me get out of bed every day and that is my vision

robbie boardz

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two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

Xinfamy, I mean, Xinfinity! Fuck yes to your vision Robbie Boardzz and thanks for being an inspiration and bringing more polo to more people!!

P/M Hardcourt

You already are my poloCherry Robbie. Keep that camera charged and your stick on the ice.

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

oh this is going to be good.

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bikepolo.com.au
urbanbicyclist.org

ken is all most done it is pretty funny for the intro show slayson dont mad

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

I will start filming all of our pick up so I can get you some stuff.

What a great idea! I cant wait to see it

Ifuckinglovepolo

lawyer up bitch!
if i see my mug or any of my trademark nicknames...i'm going social network on that ass!cguip;bhijo'hbio'hni 'on kj;b,k;hb .

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Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

sir woadie... wrote:

lawyer up bitch!
if i see my mug or any of my trademark nicknames...i'm going social network on that ass!cguip;bhijo'hbio'hni 'on kj;b,k;hb .

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA sorry its already done i cant doing anything about hay dont worry buddy it all good i love the eagle takes we did
i hope you wiil to
IF YOU HAVE COMMENTS PLEASE SEND THEM TO
rawbieboardz@gmail.com

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

This morning i was just think "i wish someone made a polo podcast".... but this is waaay better an idea!!

Best of luck, can't wait!

zach-bloomington wrote:

This morning i was just think "i wish someone made a polo podcast".... but this is waaay better an idea!!

Best of luck, can't wait!

the first show we did is just sort of a intro to what we are going to do in the furture i hope you like it to when it comes out

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

jason quit sending me love textes it turning me on

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

I'm thinking "trailer park boys" - bubbles and his kitty....."and there's a shit storm coming Randy"

....... __o
........\<,\
.... ( )/( ) \o

You stole my cigs...you stole my weed...you stole my heart........now you stole our idea we came up with when I slept on that smelly piss mattress after I got blokkerd

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

sir woadie... wrote:

You stole my cigs...you stole my weed...you stole my heart........now you stole our idea we came up with when I slept on that smelly piss mattress after I got blokkerd

you forgot something sir woodie i mr wooodie stole that vigin asshole of yours ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

Episode One:
http://vimeo.com/19802672

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

Thanks be to Kenny!!!!

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

Thirteen and a half minutes of complete madness... You've done Bike Polo proud Robbie!

seems about as professional and alcohol fueled as this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZCI39NWZ5g

Nice work hosers!

great!

YuhhuadauiaiuayadsuydauysauysauysvAUYSAUYVUSASABVSA

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

Thanx for makin my day , on a day that i cant play polo , you brought all the love and laughter that polo is to me right into my living room. You efffin rool Rawbie. From your nemesis

"So this is how it ends"MACHINE

i just saw it am i that crazy ha ha ha ha ken you did good job

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

No you'e madder than that , Get makin the next one , dude

"So this is how it ends"MACHINE

Clarifier, Bourbonic Plauge is mostly a team from Lexington, KY. Jared filled in with them once. Am I right, Lex?

Robbie Boardz, never met you but now love you

BribriMKE wrote:

Robbie Boardz, never met you but now love you

ohhhhh really i have not been loved in a long time whats you# sweetie

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

Can users submit footage for episode two?

Yes please do. email us: rawbieboardz@gmail.com

Questions and comments/ email or video responses to the show or bike polo questions are good and may be read/answered on a future episode.

EVBP
nsbikepolo.com

Matt-Hewitt wrote:

Can users submit footage for episode two?

yes you
at rawbieboardz@gmail.com

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

ahahahaha hilarious! Congratulations on your award Jason, it must've been a hard fought win to get that kind of recognition :)

If you aren't sinning, Jesus died for nothing.

I really expected you to be much drunker, dirtier & incoherent. I mean, I've woken up at 2pm way drunker than you appeared to be in that video. What the hell kind of reputation are you trying to sell here Boardz? Will the next video feature tea and knitting!?!

You had better get your act together in Episode II dude. I want to see an EMPTY bottle of old crow in your paw and some road rash while you're screaming drunken gibberish about gypsy infants stealing your "thought ointment". Or something.

danfinger wrote:

I really expected you to be much drunker, dirtier & incoherent. I mean, I've woken up at 2pm way drunker than you appeared to be in that video. What the hell kind of reputation are you trying to sell here Boardz? Will the next video feature tea and knitting!?!

You had better get your act together in Episode II dude. I want to see an EMPTY bottle of old crow in your paw and some road rash while you're screaming drunken gibberish about gypsy infants stealing your "thought ointment". Or something.

Looks like we got the next DICK O the week, robbie!

EVBP
Northern Standard

certainly wouldn't be my first award in that category.

Drunkie unkie wrote:
danfinger wrote:

I really expected you to be much drunker, dirtier & incoherent. I mean, I've woken up at 2pm way drunker than you appeared to be in that video. What the hell kind of reputation are you trying to sell here Boardz? Will the next video feature tea and knitting!?! yep we got are nexted victim

You had better get your act together in Episode II dude. I want to see an EMPTY bottle of old crow in your paw and some road rash while you're screaming drunken gibberish about gypsy infants stealing your "thought ointment". Or something.

Looks like we got the next DICK O the week, robbie!

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

Put the pick in there, Pete, and turn it 'round real neat.

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danfinger wrote:

Put the pick in there, Pete, and turn it 'round real neat.

my dick is to big and well yours is i hear is well just not there

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

It is small, but VERY pointy. Like a sewing needle.

thumbs up from Berlin, Robbie and Kenny
keep them coming!!!!!

Rik
Berlin Bike Polo 2010
London Bike Polo 2008 - 2010

likewise from SF you guys!

Here's my vote for your opening sequence candidates. Hm, polo ringtone?
(at ~ 4 minutes)
"yuoooooo
whaaaaahooooooo
yooooo
LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! WHOAOOO!
THE ROBBIE BOARDZ SHOWWW!"

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Credo quia absurdum

We are having a little competition starting now. Send us your original music for The Rawbie Boardz Show theme song and we'll use the best one. Or maybe use different songs in different episodes. 15 - 45 seconds. If we don't select it as the official theme song it will more than likely still get played.

EVBP
nsbikepolo.com

Hilarious! and Historic! Thanks Rawbie Boardz and EVBP. Keep em coming!

DICKs! e. van is pissed at woadie for what? letting all your women see how a real SLAYER operates? pricks... cocky fuckin kanadian pricks

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

sir woadie... wrote:

DICKs! e. van is pissed at woadie for what? letting all your women see how a real SLAYER operates? pricks... cocky fuckin kanadian pricks

wtf are you talking aboot?

EVBP
Northern Standard

sir woadie... wrote:

DICKs! e. van is pissed at woadie for what? letting all your women see how a real SLAYER operates? pricks... cocky fuckin kanadian pricks

COME ON BUDDY ITS ALL GOOD FUN WE ALL LOVE YOU MAN THATS WHY WE PRICK
YOU HA HA HA HAY IF YOU GOT SOMEONE YOU THINK IS A BIGGER DICK THEN U SEND IT TO US WE ALL LOVE
MAN YOU ARE THE COHOST NOW

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

you will have to come clean and tell everyone what you did to me in the polo shed where this was filmed...i will never be the same after you forced me to hold that ladder...

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

sir woadie... wrote:

you will have to come clean and tell everyone what you did to me in the polo shed where this was filmed...i will never be the same after you forced me to hold that ladder...

if you can beat me at beer box can polo you can say what ever you want to me in the polo shed
so get your ass down here

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

check it!
http://jinxywheelcovers.blogspot.com/2011/02/rawbie-and-jinxys-wheel-cov...

Rawbie and I will be givin away a set of special limited edition Rawbie Boards Show wheel covers!
Click the link to learn more!

give blood. play polo.

Ah yes, the highly coveted Rawbie Boardz show wheel covers, pretty much the top prize in all of HCBP.

EVBP
nsbikepolo.com

me i would like to see some footage of what happens when YOU DONT have wheel covess lots of blood would be neat

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

x2
but seriously, have rory bear show us what a blindside check is with you as the guy getting blind side checked.

Maxxx wrote:

x2
but seriously, have rory bear show us what a blindside check is with you as the guy getting blind side checked.

i really dont want to be blindsided bye rory how about i blindside rory

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

Then you'll probably get attacked by a very angry bear

AWESOME! thanks, Rawbie & Crew!

DICK OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! I WIN!

"ok Mr. Schwinn fucking Armstrong!"
www.burrobags.com

X2. Robby said my name...

heh

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

Rory_Bear wrote:

X2. Robby said my name...

rory my kickass bitch

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

rawbie boardz show, the best time you can have on the internet with your pants on.

• TORONTO •

You're supposed to keep your pants on?

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bikepolo.com.au
urbanbicyclist.org

Yes. Good God Yes!

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

Robbie...Do a featured player "Bike Check"...that's be good. Get them drunk first to make more entertainment value of course.
No charge-
DaveO