"In the morning, I'll be sober, but you'll be footdown for the rest of your life."
Said at PGH 4th of July
Machine Politics vs Beaver Boys, May 2011. Photo by Bruce Carver
Screw you guys. I'm going home.
"In the morning, I'll be sober, but you'll be footdown for the rest of your life."
Said at PGH 4th of July
two drunk polo players that were playing on the same team and they crash into each other what did they say
!!!!! DICK MOVE!!!!
two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"
OMG GENYUS.
DIS WINS 4 SHOR
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I still like DanFinger's heckle: "Leverage your synergy! Learn to communicate holistically!"
Does that mean hit it really hard?
Lefty Bullshit!
Machine's little girl, who i believe is, what... 6 years old? Hand her a megaphone and you get this:
"Susan.... you used to be a male model?..... so that's why you don't like girls?"
(i forget who this was directed to, but it was also said by the tiny Machine)
"That's 10 mechanicals in 3 games... GET OFF THE COURT!"
give blood. play polo.
http://leagueofbikepolo.com/forum/places-travel/2011/11/17/machine-is-hi...
btw you haven't heckled or been heckled until you've played in Sydney.
Just wait till you meet Sheena!
I'm no punk rocker, I'm Sheena!
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Polomania July 9, 2011:
"Susan Dabbles tried giving me syphilis by wiping her cock on my sandwich."
WHBPC 2011 Seattle September:
Jordan (Majestic Pink Shafts, Brisbane) to the crashingJamie (Majestic Pink Shafts, Brisbane):
"Do you go down on your Mum like that?"
WHBPC 2011 Seattle September
Referee saying to Henry (Top Cenataurs), straight after Drunkie Unkie (Crazy Canucks) checked him off the boards breaking 6 of his spokes,
"That was clean , you need to get possession before you can call a mechanical"
What a DICK!!!
"So this is how it ends"MACHINE
ah ha. this is good stuff.
Subject: Re: [sfbikepolo] Re: Cease and Desist Order
What do you call a polo player without a girlfriend?
HOMELESS!
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Ha!
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