Hardcourt Bicycle Polo in the Year 2025

Submitted by I like gum on Dec 22 2011 10:15pm

General

Just a hypothetical, serious-but-fun, question for you all.

It's 2025, 13 years from January of 2012, and you see bike polo. what has changed?

If a new player (in the future) asks you about polo in 2012 (and before, 2011, 2010, etc), you would tell them what?

What if the organization of hardcourt polo changed in that period of time? what would change and looking back, what would you miss the most because of those changes?

Food for thought for your holiday seasons!

-Maxxx

warningfromspace

Winston Salem

hover bikes and lazer beams. jk

What I would think the future holds:
OLYMPIC BIKE POLO 2024!!!!!!
Jynxy having a large and successful business built around wheel covers, some being featured in museums.
Really really weird frame/bike designs
Some Cycle ball players to come into polo and rock the scene for years (fixed gear is coming back... in the future)

Winston Salem NC Bike Polo

Jinxy

Claremont Bike Polo

hahah thanks for thinking of me. that would be awesome..

"And here you see what is called... cooorrrooo plast. barbarically cut by hand using a box cuter. no, not a lazer kids, but a boooox cutter. then it would be attached to the wheeeeel of the bike by using basic zip ties, not a magnetic field but with flimsy little pieces of plastic."

seriously, 2024, i will have invented a hologram type of display that not only blocks shots bu can feature full length movies and interactive pornographic images. what ever you like. :D

give blood. play polo.

hellochris

Chicago

fixed gear never went anywhere

el diablo and w...

hellochris wrote:

fixed gear never went anywhere

FIXED GEAR RIDERS WILL BE WALKING AROUND WITH NO KNEES

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

hellochris

Chicago

by 2025 i want bionic knees capable of spinning at super-human cadences.

Jayzen

yeah! knee bionic knee pads that control balance then fixes will ride the dream 30 to 40 percent bacwards riding. everybody will switch to fixed.

momo

DC Bike Polo

nedderweevil

San Francisco Bike Polo

nice

--
Credo quia absurdum

William Jr.

PUG

Bike polo shoes of the year 2025

CALL ME DADDY

#10

Jinxy

Claremont Bike Polo

there would be no bicycles in bike polo... it would be taken over by hover boards

give blood. play polo.

#11

DaveO

Little Rock Bike Polo

The Oil & gas stoppages of 2025 send the world into a post-apocalyptic mad max tailspin where disputes between tribal nations are decided by Bike Polo matches wherein players wearing Gwar inspired armor battle to the death.

#12

Dus

San Diego Bike Polo

In 2025 I will (hopefully) be a play-by-play announcer for "Bike Polo Night in North America", Saturday nights on ESPN. Kind of like this guy (Rick Jeanneret of Buffalo Sabres fame) for bike polo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEfbyrKnKc0

EDIT: I'm having trouble embedding this. Can someone help?

#13

Jinxy

Claremont Bike Polo

there ya go

give blood. play polo.

#14

el diablo and w...

ther will be a bike tourney every year that people from all over the world to play for two weeks to hounor the late rawbie boardz and the name of the tourney
will be called CHAMPS THE DICK OF THE YEAR !!!! AND THE PRIZES WILL BE 1ST 10,000 2ND 5OOO 3RD 25OO

Canadian
Hard court
All star
Mega
Polo
Series
THE DICK OF THE TEAR

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"