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Fuck You Alexis

Everyone can now show Alexis how they feel about him in one concise forum! Yay!

Fuck you Alexis.

Hrm, should we file this under stuff that breaks, or rules?

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i'm so glad you followed through with this, martin.

i don't even give a care.

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toublemaker.
with a capital T.

this should be filed under "martin has a crush on alexis"

Then he needs to get in line. Alexis is on the express bus to crush city, and I don't think the passenger seat is reserved for Martin.

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why would i want the passenger seat when alexis and i are in the back making out? duh...

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Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

Wow Martin/Ellie, i'm speechless. Practically in tears. I finally have my own thread! Take that Kremin

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now its two threads

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

kill this one kev

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

oh god kill the other...

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Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

GO RICHMOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

martin show that trick you know the one you do all the time

FALL OFF YOUR BIKE

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

okay. who the fuck hacked into rob's account? that was actually pretty funny...

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Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

hahahahahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO RICHMOND!!!!!!!!!

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

alexis, this is all martin.
he found me this weekend and swooned over you for like an hour.
alexis this!
alexis that!
i was like, buddy I KNOW! who DOESN'T love the guy?

i later found him, drunk, yelling something like "relax, it's just the tip".

dude has a boner for his papa...

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i don't even give a care.

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toublemaker.
with a capital T.

go girl go girl go girl yaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha haHAAAAAAAAAAAA

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

hey it's not the flick of the dick that does the trick it's the throb of the nob that does the job

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

robbie you got to know when to shut the fuck up

grammar and spelling are too good to be our new mascot... i'm calling fake on this one

Don't bring cake to a donut fight.

Don't bring cake to a donut fight.

agreed. my hunch is that martin got in his account and that's the 'best' he could come up with

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Martin's not that creative; haven't you played against him?

Don't bring cake to a donut fight.

Don't bring cake to a donut fight.

sickening.

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toublemaker.
with a capital T.

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toublemaker.
with a capital T.

i have nothing but respect and admiration towards Alexis but only when I'm beating him
MKE!

hey we got you back when it mattered buddy

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"It's the throb of the nob that does the job?" East Van what's up with your boy?

hi angelo!
miss me yet?

(alexis won't mind that we hijacked his precious thread)

p.s. kremin's cuter...

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toublemaker.
with a capital T.

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toublemaker.
with a capital T.

WHAT!?!?!?!?! I'll remember that.

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you're the one that told me you had a crush on him during girl talk.

p.s. 1st rule of girl talk: don't talk about girl talk.
you break the rules, you pay the price.

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touble maker.
with a capital T.

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toublemaker.
with a capital T.

Yeah i have so many crushes on these manly ballers it's hard to keep track

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you're dead to me

Don't bring cake to a donut fight.

Don't bring cake to a donut fight.

i saw this coming but not this harsh. alexis just jealous of our dinner date at sluggos.

I said "crush". you know i only have one true love though

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ROAD TRIP FTW!
ALL THE WAY!
JOHNNY MADE THE TRIP BEARABLE!
fuck you alexis.
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i thought i was your snack pack!

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toublemaker.
with a capital T.

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toublemaker.
with a capital T.