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Bike Smut in Euopre, NOW!

In search of a better tomorrow
Romanian Bike Smut
Our planned route as of April

WE ARE IN EUROPE!

A team of sexy bikers who include PoppyCox (dedicated polo and beer fan), Roland (polo virgin), Chris (seasonal play in LA) and myself (nearly a decade of Cascadian play) are traveling around looking for games and bringing adult-themed bicycle movies to your town

Thats right, BIKE PORN!

We have played shows in Portland, Seattle, East Van, Victoria, San Francisco, Los Angles, Tucson, Phoenix, Albuquerque, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, New Orleans, Mobile, Pensacola, Gainsville, Orlando, Sarasota, Savannah, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Asheville, Carrboro, Richmond, Baltimore, Washington DC, Lancaster, Philadelphia, Brooklyn, New Haven, Providence, Boston, White River Jct, Burlington, Ottawa, Montreal, Toronto, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Detroit, Chicago, Milwaukee, Madison, Minneapolis, Winnipeg, Regina, Saskatoon, Edmonton, Calgary, Missoula, Bozeman, Bellingham, Olympia, Salt Lake, Denver, Boulder, Ft Collins and a few other places I can't remember.

Here is a short video made by the polo folks from Austin.

We need your help! Europe is a big place and we dont know nearly enough people. If you like sex and you like bikes then you most certainly will like our show.

The Bike Smut program is hilarious, touching, endearing, artistic, and erection educing. But its more than just a fun time to drink and heckle with your friends. This is an opportunity to bring some sexual awareness to your community. That may not sound all that sexy, but if you rides bikes then you probably know how liberating bikes are. If you date someone who is sexually liberated you are probably having good sex. If you are doing both, well you are probably pretty happy. This is your chance to revel in how good these sort of artistic expressions can be.

Moreover, I love polo! I have been playing for almost a decade and although my game has not improved since 2006, I still am a pretty good sport. MOREOVER, Seattle's fabled "206 Polo Orgy" will be proudly displayed, so if you haven't seen the worlds finest polo mallets in action you wont want to miss this.

What we are talking about it a collection of short, erotic bike movies that are fun and inspiring! There are no DVDs, and only a few trailers are available online. The only way to watch Bike Smut is when we bring it to a town and setting up a show is not so hard. We have a projector and a screen, you have friends who are willing to have a great time and give us some gas money so we can play polo in the next great European town.

So then, who wants some?

CHECK OUT THE NEW WEBSITEz!!

http://www.BikeSmut.com
http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000730292362
http://bikesmut.tumblr.com/
https://twitter.com/#!/BikeSmut

**NOTE** Google maps limits the number of places we can show, so some parts of our Europe route are missing.
Image credit to our new Romanian Bike Smut HQ. Thanks guys!

Bike porn Euro tour!!! Fuck ya. Don't miss this people, bike porn RULES!
safe travels Phil xx

WUPAss
EVBP foreva

Tanx fish!

Keep the Canadian plains hot!!

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Like the Care Bears said, "sharing (bicycles, F/OSS, alcohol and Josh's Mom...) is caring"

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it definitely is a blast to meet rev phil and the bike porn crew, so don't miss out on that.

hope to see you guys again at some tourney or for another visit in Leipzig
a safe journey so long

fuck yea marf! the 1st unofficial euro screening... toilet included!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTlRy7MdOiM

hey we thınk we could be comıng back to Leipzig ın mıd July. sometıme between the 8th and 15th. any polo actıon goıng on ın the area around then? maybe Dresden should get a shot at sweet bıke sex?

havnt found any polo ın turkey yet.

...yet

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Any idea when are you coming to Barcelona?
We want hardcore bike porn!!

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El Vaquilla hubiese jugado Bike Polo.

Hey Camiloko, hell yea we want to bring it to Barcelona!

Looks like we have shows in the UK at the end of August, so we should be in France and Spain in September. Lots of time to plot for some amazing shit.

For example, the Romanians have organized a naked bike ride after the show tonight!

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Like the Care Bears said, "sharing (bicycles, F/OSS, alcohol and Josh's Mom...) is caring"

West Coast US tour???

yes! we sure hope so anyway, and the slıghtly secret plan ıs to fly back to nyc ın october, head to the dırty south then turn west and back north to my home ın cascadıa

ıve been hopıng to do some shows ın smaller towns ın calıforna for 4 years! ıt would be a total blast to come play Eureka!

that ıs how you spell Eureka! rıght? always wıth an exclamatıon poınt?

love and sprınkles from Ankara

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Like the Care Bears said, "sharing (bicycles, F/OSS, alcohol and Josh's Mom...) is caring"

RevPhil: if you're going to smaller towns in Cali come to San Luis Obispo! There's a pretty decent cycling scene here, and I think bike porn would be well-received!

Also, do you remember coming to Phoenix in 2007 & playing polo with AZHC? fun times, i got gored in the armpit by one of the crew's bar-ends haha. Naked hot tub spree!!!

I dig it!

according to my 10 year plan we should be there sometime in January. Are you college crew? Do you play year round?

We are totally about being well received. Also about cookies and booze.

OH yea, I remember flagging down the RedBull car and getting so many cans that we built a side wall out of them. Of course that could be the ice tea whiskey memory lane talking.

That was a pretty crazy night
http://www.flickr.com/photos/probablysomewhere/3058658594/in/photostream

please send msgs and promises of sweet times to bikesmut@gmail.com for more awesome!

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Like the Care Bears said, "sharing (bicycles, F/OSS, alcohol and Josh's Mom...) is caring"

"yes ı thınk rev Phıls penıs ıs long and satısfyıng" and yes thıs ıs a paıd endorsement by Phil!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

mr anderson wrote:

"yes ı thınk rev Phıls penıs ıs long and satısfyıng" and yes thıs ıs a paıd endorsement by Phil!

paid for by my own "mr anderson"

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Like the Care Bears said, "sharing (bicycles, F/OSS, alcohol and Josh's Mom...) is caring"

wow just did a great show in Graz!

Thanks to the fine messengers, poloistas and other assorted bike punks who make up the Styrian Sprint Shop
http://styrian-sprint-shop.at/homepage/?p=392

Prague and Poland are next!

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Like the Care Bears said, "sharing (bicycles, F/OSS, alcohol and Josh's Mom...) is caring"

ah, i dont know how to embed video... halp?

http://youtu.be/Js5GFOyF_po

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Like the Care Bears said, "sharing (bicycles, F/OSS, alcohol and Josh's Mom...) is caring"

oh shit!

thanks to the badass polo players in Kiel who made us feel so welcome. our newest porno tourista, GiGi Malibu was rather smitten with you boys.

more fine pics from our Kiel polo day
http://kielfixed.blogspot.com/2011/07/bikesmut.html

My personal fav is all the sweet art they made for our show.
http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/2011/07/still-kiel-in-it_24.html

Thanks for the great time!

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Like the Care Bears said, "sharing (bicycles, F/OSS, alcohol and Josh's Mom...) is caring"

Well, we came, we saw we conquered... we came again

such is the life of the Bike Smut tour. And while we didn't get to play in every country we did meet some fine polo players in Hungary, Romania, Poland, Germany, France, and Italy! in fact they all got better players than I (well maybe not Romania, they did just start). Which just goes to show you that it doesnt matter how much you travel or practice, its how delicious the heckles and beer are.

Now that we have returned to the Western Hemisphere we hope to continue our reign of delivering the finest, riveting bike erotica and mediocre polo

Thanks to folks in NYC, Athens and Miami who have already received us.

Memphis, NOLA, Houston, Austin, Mexico City and Guadalajara... yer next!
Tucson, Tempe and all the west coast: you are on deck

no brakes? crack your face book:
http://www.facebook.com/BikePornFilms

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Like the Care Bears said, "sharing (bicycles, F/OSS, alcohol and Josh's Mom...) is caring"