If any Amish need a third, we can talk trades... I will play for Amish baked goods
Keystone Classic 2012
Lancaster is pleased to host the second installment of the Keystone Classic.
This tourney is open to all PA based teams, as well as special invite to DC and RVA.
Saturday Seeding followed by a fueled and fed after party at the Hollenbach Farm.
Sunday Double Elimination and Cup presentation along with prizes of awesomeness.
The tournament location itself is Dry, so there will plenty to drink afterwards.
$30 per team
Registration/payment due by September 21st, Noon. SERIOUSLY.
Register on Hardcourtbikepolo.org
Please, PA, RVA and DC teams only.
Location
Signed up
you can consider this tournament an "i quit match" for me
clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
My team has a bonafide mennonite! Sadly, he's not old order and won't look any different than the rest of us.
lancasterpolo.com
NAH Eastside Rep
Yah, if yous are nice I might even bring some whoopie pies now onct.
3-2-1 Whoopie!
Trace Oberholtzer
Sad to say I will not be making it to the first Dry tournament.
Have family emergency back in PHX and I moving back for the rest of the year.
Glad to met so many cool people in the Eastside and have taught me the skills that I will be taking to the Southwest Region. If you keep playing the game I love, chances are we will meet again.
PEACE
You make the rules, I'll play the game.
Best of luck to you and yours, Marco. Keep in touch when you can.
Crusher in Chief
www.lancasterpolo.com
Good luck Marco, the eastside will miss you. See you again in life's journey, and keep playing this game. Unfortunate to hear about your absence from the keystone classic. Stay in touch.
putting the tourney up on Hardcourtbikepolo.org for registration.
16 team cap, if we can't fill that, we might consider opening it up to RVA or someone else local. get in on this!!!!!
lancasterpolo.com
NAH Eastside Rep
lancasterpolo.com
NAH Eastside Rep
oh dc can come??? fuck yall!!!!!!!!!!
GET THROWED!!!
Is seriously no one interested in this??? 5 teams registered? Ignoring the ALREADY PASSED Deadline...WTF people?
1 team from philly, no teams from pitt....
wow.
lancasterpolo.com
NAH Eastside Rep
Last minute people?! Last minute would have been the 10th at 11:59! Oy my ulcers.
Crusher in Chief
www.lancasterpolo.com
Will be traveling at this time. Might be able to come. Anyone looking for an european sub? :)
POLOSKI
PA Cup: Out of State Scab Edition
clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Are you a FNL fan?
What do you mean anyway?
POLOSKI
Thats what happens when the reigning champs are the ONLY team from philly to register....
do you guys even HAVE a club anymore?
lancasterpolo.com
NAH Eastside Rep
Potentially seeking an able third. No first timers, no mid-tournament substance abuse, no fucking quitters. Be honest with yourself and get at me.
Edit: the gruesome twosome is Megan Stanton and yours truly. We'll play it as a pair, if you are afraid to join us
I wish. There in spirit, as always. Bring your FUNdamentals.
...those days are over.
Still up for it!
POLOSKI
if you are in the area just show up. can't make any promises about a tourney team but you are certainly welcome to join in the rest of the shenanigans
I'm in if there is somethin' fun to come out of it Lomax...been itchin' to grab a ball once ore twice in tha near future!
Really dosent matter which team needs a player to me though. I'll be down for that date.
Seems like a good hangout time for the most part :)
What about accommodation?
POLOSKI
if the weather is good we've got plenty of space to camp - if not so good we will find you some dry floor space
If you guys would be so kind as to send your registration payment ($30) to the paypal link on hardcourt, that would be great.
lancasterpolo.com
NAH Eastside Rep
Hey you turkeynecks: here's an all caps update for you -
FOR SATURDAY (DURING TOURNEY): THERE WILL BE CHARCOAL AND COOKING AREAS PROVIDED ON SITE - YOU BRING YOUR OWN DAMNED FOOD AND GRILL IT LIKE CAVE PEOPLE FROM WAYBACK.
SATURDAY NIGHT (AT THE LUMBERCAMP) WE WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH TASTY FOOD AND BEER - SO MUCH BEER.
ok - back to work.
Crusher in Chief
www.lancasterpolo.com
google map link to my house, aka where you will camp if camping and party if partying
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as long as we don't get a shitload of rain this week you'll be able to park in the yard.
word around town is play will begin @ 10 on Saturday with that in mind anybody that plans on camping here and arriving friday evening, plz get in touch with me so I know what to expect.
send the email beotches
Who's running this show???? This is Perry from Philly/Episcopal Bike Polo... hey we're bringing an EA Churchbro$ team for the Keystone Classic.... sorry we didn't register earlier and and didn't send u r registration fee yet... hey we're good for it, see u on Sat morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh shit, wrecked again!
Perry, thanks for making it to the tourney. Nice work getting the kids involved, make sure they stick with it - they're gonna be kickass players with a couple more years under their belts.
These guys are lame and it will suck. RAS shooting for the fifth place trophy! There are trophies.....right? Ribbons?
Weather watch. Might be some soggy/moist polo.
Realistic bounce
The court rests at the top of a hill, and honest to god rarely gets the shit weather that floats around it. We should be fine. Camping might be moist but we'll work it out.
Stoked to have everyone out!!!
lancasterpolo.com
NAH Eastside Rep
You put the court on top of a hill so the blood would have somewhere to flow. I like you guys.
Realistic bounce
Hey, just got stood up.
Anyone need a sub!!!???
POLOSKI
Stan come anyway... ya never know who needs who or who won't show up!
lancasterpolo.com
NAH Eastside Rep
Man Dude, wish I was there for this. Cause we would be playing pool and smoking cigarettes tonight at the Shamrock.
Have fun y'all
You make the rules, I'll play the game.
Yeah! Congrats to the particle board in front of goal, Horse and Pierre!
haha - thanks for coming out to this Alex!
Crusher in Chief
www.lancasterpolo.com
I'd just like to say that the Cronkites were underestimated by hcbp.org. Take that robot!
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Sweet, will there be any Amish or Mennonites teams at this tournament ?
You make the rules, I'll play the game.