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No Fun City II

Saturday, July 25, 2015 - Sunday, July 26, 2015
Host club: 
East Van Bike Polo
Contact info: 
Court size: 
1 court, 120' x 80', concrete dashers & coated chain link

Provisional groups posted: https://www.podiumbikepolo.com/nofuncity

Friday evening:

7pm-9pm/dark point: pick-up at Grandview

9pm until whenever I get sick of you guys and kick you out: house party at Emily's, there will be some ISA cans courtesy of Shelley Hicks. (Address will be emailed to team captains.)

9am-1pm: AM group, 4 swiss rounds
1pm-6pm: PM group, 4 swiss rounds

8pm-12:30am: Private event at The Heatley. $2 keg beer courtesy of Dijon Pete and Bomber Brewing, shot specials, food menu. Free entry for tournament players, $2-5 donation for EVBP friends and family. No space for randos, sorry.

9am-7pm(ish): Double elimination.
The two bottom-ranked teams from each bracket on Saturday will be offered the option of playing in a two round mini-elim bracket (1v4, 2v3, loser vs loser, winner vs winner), or joining the full double elim.

5pm: Alleycat race leaves from Grandview

7pm: Prize ceremony at Grandview


Grandview Park
Commercial Dr at Charles St

Signed up

Reg is OPEN! Handled by a local community centre, like last year.

In-person or phone reg instructions here: http://www.britanniacentre.org/programs/registration_/overview.php (ask for 'Hardcourt Bike Polo Tournament' reg).

Or online here:

Search for activity no: 43301.301BR

Captains do not need to provide the names of teammates at the time of registration, but I will be contacting you to get this info for insurance and seeding.

Update -- there's nine team spots left. Don't sleep on it!
Prizes and sponsors are rolling in. We will have awards for podium teams, DFL, and several other special super secret achievements! Prizes will include soft goods from awesome local makers/polo players RocketPop Bags and Wall Custom Bags; mallet parts from Fixcraft and Magic Bike Polo; a Velocity USA rim; and a bunch of other (no) fun goodies!

Teams so far:

Laura/Nicky/Jenna (VAN) -- Ginga Ninjas
Eryn/Lee (VAN)/Carol (SEA) -- The Nothing
Emily (VAN)/Jessi (SEA)/Jillian (CRZ) -- Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me
Martin/Henry/Ken (VAN) -- Hot Dog
Shannon/Andrew/Mark (VAN) -- fun sucking hate thistles
Jesse /Tippi/Ziggy (VAN) -- Les Tabarnaques
Marco Creacy!!/Tex/Fred (SEA) (this is now officially a fun tournament!)
Hip Hip/Dasha/Darren (VAN)
Jackie (VAN)/???/???
Lisa (VAN)/???/???
Ben (VAN)/???/???
Fish/Wheady/Boards (VAN) (not yet registered)

See FB for updates: https://www.facebook.com/events/1656439354585361/‪

Ohhh i suppose.

2007 - King of The Juice

official shit talking post about anyone that brings their qualifier squad to this tournament.

the is going to be no fun at the tounery sean mrash is coming

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

Nah I think we're perfectly capable of ruining our own tournament without relying on out-of-towners. :)

Hey dose anybody need a team mate? I am looking to come would love be able to play let me know.

this fucking bike polo is no fucking fun koyo is a dick
ness man is to drunk to speak i iced marco
i put sterling in the goal hole and he crtyrd

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

results: seattle won, duh


MVPs: Jillian (CRZ) & Elliot (SEA)
EVBP rookies of the year: Nicky & Laura

#17-20 playoff: seattle also won :)

1. Fresh Blood -- Justin (SEA), Logan (SEA), Michael (VAN; subbing for Ryan)
2. Castaways -- Pete (VAN), Dustin (VAN), Jay (VAN)
3. Ginga Ninjas -- Laura (VAN), Nicky (VAN), Jenna (BUS) (haha get it)
DFL: Shimmy Shammy PedZeds -- Meghan (SEA), D (VAN), Katie (VAN)

Thanks for coming everyone! Especially the rookies!