Louisville Hardcourt Bike Polo blog

stickers just ended up in the darndest places.

i have no idea what the secret of existence is, but at some point in the early hours of sunday morning at the STL lock-in i turned to Jimmy and told him i did. maybe it was the sheer magnitude of party we were experiencing. maybe i’d reached a point of sleep deprived and stimulant induced nirvana that resulted in some sort of sitori during which i touched the face of god while boarding the vengabus and dodging dodgeballs thrown by inebriated bourbon-wielding roller skaters. or maybe we were just all realllllll messed up.

more so to get the flyers of the now passed BOOndoggle off the top of the page, it’s been awhile since anyone has updated this thing and it’s probably about time.

Things are coming together for this shitpile of a polo gathering we’re working up. Remember, this is NOT a tournament. Leave your stupid, serious, not knowing how to enjoy a day of polo with friends at home. Yes, there will be prizes for things, maybe even designations such as “Most Obstructive Costume” or perhaps “Damn, you’re an idiot, just take this”, only time will tell.

“Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.”

the picture above really has nothing to with today’s post. just an awesome application for one of the three stickers included in the ‘Official LHBP Fan Club Sticker Pack.’ although after this past weekend, if you told me she was from columbus i’d be inclined to believe you.

holy hell, how did we survive.

Or something equally as long and drunken stumbling frizzle razzle ding dongs skiddily do bop we ow.