Machine Politics vs L'Équipe, August 2010. Photo by Steph Simcox
A group dedicated to playing hardcourt bike polo in paradise
any and all of you HNLers are more than welcome to stay with me in Columbus, OH for some polo action! They play and compete much more than you here. And no, I will never forget my HNLBP roots!
The Spring Break Hawaii tournament will be the week of the 7th-15th of February. Camp sites are available for reserve 30 days in advance. Starting planning, only 24 teams can play. Priority will need to be given to the teams that show ticket stubs first.
ah yes! finally here!
You can also check out our new website (still in the beginning stages) at www.hnlbikepolo.com!
fuck yes! i am on this forum!!!
If your coming out for the Bellingham Shit Show(not that worlds or east van shit), on sept 14, and are looking to get some more tourney play: I registered last minute for the Metal to the Pedal tourney and need two more teammates. Its Friday the 16th, and we drew Iron Maiden as our band as such are required to dress like them in order to play.
Im taking this tourney very seriously and looking for teammates with a specific skill set and certain physical attributes:
be either over 6' tall or weigh more than two hundred lbs
must have no qualms crushing smaller players and any small children loose on the courts into the boards
be willing to participate in animal sacrifices/satanic rituals
have at least shoulder length hair and if so be willing to perm for the event
be able to get to bellingham/vancouver/seattle
Bummer, I only meet 2 of the requirements...
hopefully "able to get to bham vancouver seattle"
Thanks for the games, some of the most fun I have had was out there! Hope to cya soon...
I'm flying into Kauai tonight and leaving on friday. I dont have a bike or mallet but i would love to play some polo in paradise. When do you guys play? Any players on Kauai? 205 551 7608. Give me a call or text ASAP.
My girlfriend recently informed me that we were going to be in Honolulu for the summer, I knew there was polo so it was okay. I started playing in Kentucky and have been playing regularly in Seattle. We are flying Alaska, ideas on getting my bike there for cheap, if not is there a way for me to get a summer time polo bike/commuter(for cheap). I am 6'2", 32" inseam. Let me know I am mostly blindly diving into this. Any job leads general labor or FOH restaurant would be awesome for the summer. I got some ABS and a bunch of ski poles for tradin since I doubt thats around. Hit me up my phone number is 859-967-6810
Hey, is it hard to play polo on a surfboard?
Yessir, when I flew my bike home from college I took it as luggage broken down in a box from a bike shop's dumpster although that could be expensive. If that soesnt work lmk. drop on by its great to have a new player, btw we play on a volleyball court at Makiki District Park, not where the pin is on the map.
Ian I didnt know you joined up! And Bellingham get jealous as Elijah and his girl play on the polo court on the beaches of Honolulu...Polo in paradise!
Bellingham is jealous, we lost half our players to island paradise.
haha thats what Allea and Elijah told me as well they also said blu needs to get his ass out here for our touney so you and elijah can rep bellingham like bosses...
Ya keep starting shit Garrett, I want a teammate!
you tole me you had one...but they said they didnt...you need to get one...ill play for two teams if need be
haha why so we have two insta-lose teams?
see you tonight mowgs put your money where your mouth is and I wont be playing nice like i did in the tourney
we will see in February, imma have my own damn bike then as well.
I will have relocated by then sir so I will not be in that tournamnet...but I do want to try this new bruiser your scooping up