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Dirty Threesome Tournament

Friday, September 17, 2010
Host club: 
East Van Bike Polo
Contact info: 
stormfin@gmail.com
Court size: 
two tennis courts

This will be a one-day tournament before the East Van Crown. Held (hopefully) at new brighton park. This a strictly co-ed, non-throw in, tournament. One member of the opposite sex on each team. Assorted prizes, including best dressed! There will be a 16 team cap to keep the tournament to one day. Registration will open September 3rd, please register with a full team to: stormfin@gmail.com Registration fee TBD but will be minimal.

Location

New Brighton Park Vancouver, BC
Canada

Signed up

Love doing the dirty. Who wants to do it with me?

Do you have a team already?

Sweet, our team from Denver should be able to participate in this!

There should also be a best dude that looks like a lady prize. the reward will be some eye liner and lip gloss ;)

big lady has already won that prize. next...

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

I'm coming! Bringing some Riggs Bros! COUNT IT!!!

Current game plan, Cody and I will drink, Dustin will play for all of us.

Please tell me you are making T-Shirts with that logo! Or at least spoke cards or something... ITS GREAT

Kiersten wrote:

Current game plan, Cody and I will drink, Dustin will play for all of us.

current east van by-laws require all players to be drinking.

section 1 rule a) clearly states:

"not drinking is cheating."

do not be caught unawares k, one beer per hour is the legal minimum.

I clearly remember Kenichi telling me at Ladies Army last year, "If you're not drunk, stoned, or hungover, you're cheating!" I've taken the lesson to heart.

Baby, I sat next to you while you posted this and and 2/3 of teh way to playing in it. Myself, Mckenzie and... will be there. Who will the third be? It's an exciting event that not even I know the outcome of. Oh man.

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The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

Ha! I like your strategy Kiersten. I may join in. Care to share a bottle of white wine? Or two?

need a third big momma?

Hell Yeah!! You me and McKenzie, a bottle a piece!! I wonder if we can find the $3.00 stuff that was actually pretty good again.

or four? worked out for me during west side. :-)

(0v0)

slay and coach

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

I'm looking for a team too..! And I'm east van so there's home court advantage all up in this polo playing.

^ i can vouch for meggy k, she's crazy on the court

LONDON>>>EVBP>>>LONDON

max come back and play in this i'll have a four waiting for you. bring the ibuprofen

where the hell did you get that female figured icon in the poster art? wtf. looks ridiculous.

...

and i'm really jealous i can't be there for this. extremely.

Hmm. Yes. I am only in for the white wine party if it's the 3 dollar stuff. Gas station wine FTW! God bless america......

Also, pretty sure I can do spoke cards. I made the "lady figure" chandel ... it took several tries before she was "feminine" enough for it to be noticeable on the poster. If you looked at her separately, she'd probably look like a bad caricature of pamela anderson. Ridiculous? indeed. We will miss you for this!

hahaha! oh i'm sorry momma! but it does look really funny.
have so much fun!

Also: Heads up kids, Registration opens on friday, 10:00 am. If you have a full team, I suggest you register with me promptly, as I expect the 16 spots to fill up. Not sure how fast they will fill up, but if you are prepared, might as well get in there.

The cost will be $5/ person, payment to be made the morning of.

Register Team SAM please.

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

Who is team SAM? You'll have to e-mail me on friday. Sorry, i gots to keep it fair.

SAM = Sexual Animal Magnet?

Sensual Ass Muffin

Take it Sleazy

I still need a team for this diddy. Anyone?

Take it Sleazy

find us a third tommy? i don't have a team.

So far we have 7 teams registered, with 9 spots remaining... You can register any time right up until the tournament morning (unless we fill the spots first) .. so get your teams together!

register the deadly garliks from victoriaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!!!

Gotcha Luke. Team #8 Is it the same team for the crown as well? We haven't started registration for that yet... hopefully soon.

no different team. my team for the crown is john and jamesss team name unknown...

x2

Trevor and myself need a third for this one, are there any polo ladies still available...?

B.F.P. 403

I think it's a sadie hawkins dance here..

Can you register team Three way foreplay from calgary please ... Justin, hope, and me .. thanks ..

Gotcha

Back on the market for this. I was stood up at the prom. Looking for a hot date and a good chauffeur.

I am really tempted to call in sick to work for this. I'll keep you posted...
Driver??!

I hear there is a bad flu going around.

Sorry man, doesn't look good. Working on a new city hall and new corporate head offices - two demanding clients. Damn!

I'm down for this threesome thingy, I had the day designated to house hunting however if a team materializes I would prefer polo

oleha, do you want to play with me?

If you can find us a third then for sure I'll play with yah!

I'll be y'alls huckleberry.

i think i just picked up a third from toronto, but if he bails i'll let you know.

Oleha wrote:

, I had the day designated to house hunting

We may have a 1 bedroom to rent in East Van if you're interested get in contact ASAP

I'm free agent for this, i enjoy hard passes, reading offensive breaks before they happen, taking shots that ought to be taken, and sunsets with cloud action. I ride fixed front brake mother fucker.

warning to all americans coming up... booze and smokes cost twice as much in canuckistan...

WUPAss
EVBP foreva

they're also twice as good.

2007 - King of The Juice
2010 - LEFTY MAGIC

carton of "newpy freshness" fisher?

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

woadie, don't forget the black and milds. i got tha goosh waitin on ya.

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

Please register us if we aren't already....

Me, Gena and Paul: "ROMPIN' SHOP"

Same cast later appearing as "DESTROY BABYLON" in the Crown.

BOOM!

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carve. smash. eat shit.

sign Team Adorable up!

suzy

Hi Suzy, Can you e-mail me with your full team? stormfin@gmail.com

One week until the D3! 12 teams registered, and 4 spots remain! E-mail me with your teams!
More information to follow soon.... for a map of the area, see the east van crown thread

scratch "coach and slay" :(

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

Treeface and myself are looking for a lovely lady to join us for the tourney? Let me know if any one wants to play with some Calgary boys?!!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

We also have KFC and a 12 pack of beers for any female that joins are team who is decent at polo?!!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

what? no super glue? how is she going to glue herself back together after you mow her down on your overgeared 222222222222222222222222222222/"""""""""""""""
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Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

there's nothing women enjoy more than fried chicken and beer.

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carve. smash. eat shit.

Okay we have a second option??? Yeas behind door number 2 there is Candy and Flowers!!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

i would like to play in this if a couple folks want to team up!! kakaw!

ok...my slayer is out of this one...and jess from DC clearly isn't taking bike polo seriosly enough, trading a coed tourny for a hot tub with beach views of the coast while sipping wine...you got a lady in mind mr puffin?

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

Drunken hot tub on the coast is one of the few things that will trump polo.
But, whatever, I sent my secret weapon with you. Slay 'em good for me! DC WEST!!

DC West!!

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can't make the crown, but would like to play in this tournament. anyone need a male player? Unfortunately, I imagine the market is dude saturated. I have a strong feminine side if that counts for anything?

I don't have a team. Want to join me? Any ladies not spoken for reading this?

Alright Kids, Here's what's goin down on friday ...

Registration will be 9:00-10:00 am friday at new brighton, 5$/ person. Games will start at 11:00 SHARP. For serious. If you miss a game your team will forfeit. Seeding round will be run on two courts, 8 teams/ court. 3 games/ team. Then there will be a break and we will start the double elim round. I am hoping there will be 3 courts ready at this time, so we can include all 16 teams in double elim. Then we will crown some dirty threesome champions and all go get crunk at the party.

Below is a list of teams currently registered. If there is anything incorrect, please notify me ASAP.
1) Denver: "Max and the wild things" Cherri C, Scooter S, Max D
2)Seattle: "Raliegh, Ritchie, and Margot" Dustin R, Cody R, Kiersten G
3)East van/LA: "Royal Flush" Martin H, Shannon F, Joker
5) East van/LA: Gena P, Dan, Drizz
6)Seattle/Pdx: Medic Mike, Mckenzie H, Timtim
7)East van: Adam H, Ali M, Alex C
8) Victoria: "The deadly garlicks" Triane T, Erin P, Luke
9)East van: Cara F, Tom T, Chris D
10)East van/ Nanaimo: Rory C, Ken R, Steph
11) Chicago: "team adorable" Tucker S, Greg V, Suzy B

That's it for now, 5 spots remain!

I thought Cory said he registered us already.....he can never be trusted....Calgary - Justin, Cory, Hope

not a big deal, but daniel and i are from new orleans, louisiana, not los angeles, california. [stoked!]

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carve. smash. eat shit.

I see Luke is double-dipping while there is a shortage of females.

Oh wow... I totally fucked that list up. Sorry Drizz, Justin, my bad. Here is the corrected (and updated!) list:

1) Denver: "Max and the wild things" Cherri C, Scooter S, Max D
2)Seattle: "Raliegh, Ritchie, and Margot" Dustin R, Cody R, Kiersten G
3)East van/LA: "Royal Flush" Martin H, Shannon F, Joker
4) Calgary: "three way foreplay": Justin, Hope, Cory
5) East van/New Orleans: Gena P, Dan, Drizz
6)Seattle/Pdx: Medic Mike, Mckenzie H, Timtim
7)East van: Adam H, Ali M, Alex C
8) Victoria: "The deadly garlicks" Triane T, Erin P, Luke
9)East van: Cara F, Tom T, Chris D
10)East van/ Nanaimo: Rory C, Ken R, Steph
11) Chicago: "team adorable" Tucker S, Greg V, Suzy B
12) Seattle/ Paris: Julian, Dave, Agata

Does anyone have a female friend good or bad how can just play net for use? we will make i worth her while!!
Please Mike and I are coming early just for this!!!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

Maybe if you could spell better you would find someone.

Wow thats the best you could come up with? If we don't find some one we just go get drunk on the beach. And that sounds like a great plan to mean!!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

Please please Ladies!!!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

desperation is not very appealing in a team mate.....just saying

show up and just let it happen.....

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Anyone who helps find us a female player may get some beers as well!!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

Update: 13 teams now registered... 3 spots remain...

Put down Mike and me and the mystery homeless girl? We are not in Van yet but when we do we will head to hastings and find one!!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

wait... you're saying that with the offer of free fried chicken and beer that females are not jumping on such an opportunity? damn. my deep southern mind just exploded. you've been hanging out in new orleans too much lately, trevor (or maybe not enough?).

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carve. smash. eat shit.

Not enough bud!!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

2 spots remain! I'm sorry Trevor, the rule has been I can't register you without a female player confirmed. If you show up to the courts friday morning with one and there are still spots left, I'll be happy to put you in.

I was kidding anyways, sorry!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

So i have good news for one lucky gentleman or lady-Team Adorable needs a third. Any takers??

suzy

Ooo also we need a ride from seattle. oops.

suzy

The ride will be very early from Seattle tomorrow morning and I'll be your third 509.five9five.One55one.

P/M Hardcourt

Thanks Reese. Seattle is already overbooked for rides up in time for the coed. Sorry Suzy.

No worries. there is also the bus option-it just wouldnt bring us in in time for the coed. Either way, this weekend is going to be awesome!

suzy

we might have a place to smuggle you if you like to snuggle. twentyone 5 (philly!) threehundredfiftysix - nine three 4 7.

or pm yo!

Let's all meet at Judkins park 5am and poloavan up to East Van!

P/M Hardcourt

sounds real good! cant wait!

suzy

5am Judkins we'll be there, and I really want to play with you two!

P/M Hardcourt

me reese and dom are headed to seattle now. Dom is the one with the truck and we can only fit 3 bodies and two more bikes so reese's plan is if you pay for two train tickets for me and reese you three can make it in time for the tourney and me and me and reese, with no dog in this fight, will meet you asap at the tourny to watch and play throw in when possible. Were passing through ellensburg now. You probably have reese's number but mine is 206 551 7608. See you soon

Edited for my idiocy. I'll play with you guys. Chi-town represent.

coffee, whiskey, beer. repeat.

Tomorrow!!!!!! Reminder: Registration from 9:00 am to 10:00 am. Games start at 11:00 SHARP. You will forfeit if you miss a game. This is going to be a tightly run tournament.

Very excited! See you all soon!

Whip Crack!

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The only reason anyone does anything.
For the lulz.

cack alack!

EVBP
nsbikepolo.com

results?

moses cast down thy staff

Just from memory...

1. Steph (Nanimo), Ken and Rory (East Van)

2. Kirstin, Cody and Dustin (Seattle)

3. Shannon, Martin (East Van) and Joker (LA)

more?

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!

^^^ That is correct... Great day of polo! 16 teams showed up, some great co-ed action. Thanks everybody for your help and thank you to all of the players! So much positive feedback, stay tuned for a potential repeat next year ... :)

Momma fry kicked ass!!

I need a sugar momma so I can work less and play polo more!!