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you know you're not taking bike polo seriously enough when...

You play on your fixed brakeless dropbar 57x13 flashy track bike.

Your front wheel is an aerospoke.

You've never bled on your home court.

You keep walking when you notice ski poles in the thrift store.

theugliestamerican wrote:

You keep walking when you notice ski poles in the thrift store.

...or you keep walking when you spot lengths of ABS or HDPE lying there unused, ready to be "re-distributed".

... you play for months with the same shitty, worn-out mallet head on the end of an old ass bent-up pole that's about to snap at any moment and are too lazy to build a new mallet even though this one causes you to suck hard.

- Beaver Boys * Milwaukee Bike Polo Club -

... you've been playing polo at least a year and have all the basics down but still won't gear down even though everyone tells you that as soon as you do you'll get better and be less frustrated and thus increasing your FUN FACTOR

- Beaver Boys * Milwaukee Bike Polo Club -

...you wear no helmet.

You built your first disc wheel in germany after having already been playing for 2 years.
"ok Mr. Schwinn fucking Armstrong!"

"ok Mr. Schwinn fucking Armstrong!"
www.burrobags.com

you think wheel covers help your game

ben wrote:

you think wheel covers help your game

They sure don't help my game, but they save my spokes!

they hurt your game, start taking this stuff seriously for christ sakes

and you just need to buy better spokes,

on better rims,

and you should play better.

I usually have a wheel cover on my front wheel and have considered taking it off as of late. And then, lo and behold, a shot goes through the spokes on my rear wheel this weekend basically costing us the game. I'm back to thinking wheel covers are important and worth it for those rare occasions.

BOP: Eating Little Split Pea's shit for years.

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

That was amazing. A testament to the fact that even 48 isn't enough. And of course, the look on your face was priceless.

Actually, that shot went through my rear wheel which only had 36 spokes. However, I'm sure the reaction on my face WAS priceless. I was SHOCKED!

BOP: Eating Little Split Pea's shit for years.

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

ben wrote:

and you just need to buy better spokes,
on better rims,
.

some of us can't afford new rims and spokes every few months.
personally i've never felt my game was affected by a front wheel cover.

Obvious troll is obvious...
If your mum gave you 2 dollars to buy three ice creams, how many ice creams could you buy before you get shot in the back with a harpoon?

If your mum gave you 2 dollars to buy three ice creams, how many ice creams could you buy before you get shot in the back with a harpoon?

.. you're having fun

PISS CORNER!

Piss Corner Polo is Forever. Storm Boys - Australian Champs '11.

when you choose to do [anything] on polo day, besides playing polo.

http://lamoix.blogspot.com/

when the pain of the injury that is keeping you from playing is more bothersome than the torture of not being able to play.

BRINGING THE RUCKUS

BRINGING THE RUCKUS

You spend months organising the brackets for the nationals and now you can't find the results for day 1.

You think that playing to 5 goals is too tiring.

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urbanbicyclist.org

haha!

you turn up to polo, don't play and make an embroidered patch saying MBPC

you turn up to the Championships with a team of 5 and sub out half the players

you turn up to the Championships without mallets and make them on the first day

you sleep in on the 2nd day of the Championships

you spend more time working on your bike than improving your polo skills

you spend more time talking about polo than playing it

when you'd rather heckle the players than get in the game

The bitter cold even makes you think about not playing. weenies

new mexico?? what do you know?

... when you only come on this damn site when you're too injured to perform normal day to day activities.

your polo bike still has working gears

when youre beer:goal ratio is 12:0

we don't serve women here. bring your own.

youre not serious enough when you got hurt a month and a half ago and haven't played since. forcing the three guys that still show up after summer ended to play half court ONE on ONE on ONE.

youre not serious enough when you show up with no intention of drinking.

youre not serious enough when you: show up late, crazy hung over, forgot your helmet and mallet... then use those excuses to not play.

SaintCasey wrote:

youre not serious enough when you got hurt a month and a half ago and haven't played since. forcing the three guys that still show up after summer ended to play half court ONE on ONE on ONE.

they should've been playing kenball

you still race alley cats.

Agreed. 3 races in my area last weekend. Didn't even think twice about not racing (though the one where you got more points for how many drinks you drank during the race did sound appealing)

srsly, that's when i realized shit had changed for me. i gave up on a race i could've won, for a polo tournament after having only played for 4 weeks.

2007 - King of The Juice
2010 - LEFTY MAGIC

You wear a woolen band jacket to throw-in to keep out the cold and ward off drunk ninjas. what does a band jacket and drunk ninjas have to do with bike polo anyway?

P/M Hardcourt

you even think about what else you have to do on a polo day practice or game!

mike-polo

Fuck off

fail to turn up to polo because you're hungover

haven't busted any spokes on either of your front or back wheels

haven't burst any tyres or tubes from skidding

...you've never had brozeberry.

www.mkebikepolo.com
www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress

...you use the same rear tire for more than a week.

www.mkebikepolo.com
www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress

dear matt,

i love your polo,

best regards,

brostopher broberts

Oy! What's all this hate I'm hearing from the rear brake camp? Front brake's so a legit way to play.

Maybe "...you use the same rear tire for more than a week [while running a rear brake]." would make more sense.

polopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolopolo

...you've only played polo in the city you live in.

www.mkebikepolo.com
www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress

...you don't check the forum more than 1 time a day.

www.mkebikepolo.com
www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress

...you've never posted 5 consecutive times on one thread.

www.mkebikepolo.com
www.mkebikepolo.com/wordpress

Your still riding a conversion bike with drop bars
"ok Mr. Schwinn fucking Armstrong!"

"ok Mr. Schwinn fucking Armstrong!"
www.burrobags.com

...you have never broken a bone playing bike polo.

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bikepolo.com.au
urbanbicyclist.org

<---crossed fingers (no insurance...no job)

You spend more time on this website than actually playing polo.

Midwest is best!!

not by choice

You think Bike Polo is just a game and not a sport.

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bikepolo.com.au
urbanbicyclist.org

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bikepolo.com.au
urbanbicyclist.org

you use savannah college of art and design's winter break as an excuse not to play polo (because some of the kids went home for the break) what the hell savannah?

you think a flashy bike will help improve your polo

you don't start your polo day morning with beermosas

danaL
gem city
anti-slayer
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danaL
gem city
anti-slayer
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we call'em Brass Monkeys around these parts

you discover http://www.leagueofbikepolo.com/clubs/regions and realize your not a member of your region.

P/M Hardcourt

ya that's fresh as of yesterday, i'll be making more of an announcement about it asap.

You get offered a horse sponsorship to play equestrian polo and say yes!

hold my hand

"This is the way it's always gonna be"

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

all ya think about is play polo but thier is nobody around bo ho bo ho bo ho bo ho bo bo0 oho bo ho bo ho bo ho

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

...you team up with the roooster

"This is the way it's always gonna be"

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

When you travel from sf to vic for a tournament,don't read or listen to the rules ,have 9 costume additions the first day and ignore your team mates calls to pull yer sel together cause it's all such a laff that how could anyone not be enjoying this MACHINE "So this is how it ends"

"So this is how it ends"MACHINE

You have never been arrested for playing bike polo...

http://www.leagueofbikepolo.com/forum/general/2010/01/10/going-to-jail-f...

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bikepolo.com.au
urbanbicyclist.org

You think polo is better with a jump ramp in the middle of the rink.

you buy a joust ,leave the frame and fork in storage for 2 months, rush the build in a week with possessed parts from your old regenerator, rush the hill from twin peaks to the mission on your test ride , play faster and more furious than ever coz you only have 4 hours of practice til your next tournie in a week so don't account for the new bike geometry as you plough across the court and it bucks you straight up to plant you on the concrete, separating your shoulder leaving you OUT for 6 weeks.................Now you're takin it seriously Machine "so this is how it ends"

"So this is how it ends"MACHINE

you know you take snakebites too seriously when you have a separated shoulder but won't take the vicodin cause you gotta save your liver for its true purpose!

heal fast Machine,

Devin

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Credo quia absurdum

while driving you pass a construction truck with a spool of HDPE going the opposite direction and you DONT turn around to follow it this morning!!

bike polo hotline

There are 6 amazing tournaments going on simultaneously throughout the world and you're not at any of them.

yeah kev, where the fuck are you?

When you clean your house on a Sunday.

I like your polo.

You clean before polo you big dummy. horrible excuse. I'm going to physically man handle you next time you pull that shit.

when you give up chasing a breakaway

give blood. play polo.

When you only take one mallet away with you to university.

But you know you are taking polo seriously enough when that mallet breaks and it makes you feel homesick for the first time.

'Home is where the mallets are'

...rawbie bawrds ask's you to take pictures of him doing horrible things to rev phil with a length of hdpe...and you do...

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Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

Is the HDPE still usable?

it would make a shitty head...haha!

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

slayson wrote:

...rawbie bawrds ask's you to take pictures of him doing horrible things to rev phil with a length of hdpe...and you do...

ya and u like it u prevert

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

polo security? body cavity search? rev phils short shorts? it's ok rob...it's ok...

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

u sleepin in my bed? it is ok jason

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

when you were holding my "ladder" just right...and fat cat licking me all over

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

u left one your i dont know what u callit a shaw that thing u wrap around u neck when u get cold well it is know fat cats new bed she says thanks jazzasshole

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

When you'd rather see Slayer then be a slayer.

HA! yeah, yeah I know, I know. That's OK, I'll accept a little shit for that one.

...you play B.O.C. "career in evil" for a slayer...

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

You spend more time on your street bike than on your polo bike

your street bike is your polo bike..

Piss Corner Polo is Forever. Storm Boys - Australian Champs '11.

you don't do what it takes for Austin.

WHEN ARE THING'IN ABOUT THE NEXT U SEE ARE YOUR POLO BUDDYS FROM THE STATES

AND THE SLANSON GIRLS

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

when you haven't contributed to the side-joint cheating thread.

In other news:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Can-Am

search for "suck" and "vacuum"

"Although far too mechanically complex to survive in racing environments, the theory was sound, and would appear in Formula One a few years later, first in Colin Chapman's Lotus cars, and even more directly in the BT46B 'Fan Car' of 1978"

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Credo quia absurdum

when you post about car racing on the polo forum.

Not taking bike polo seriously enough.

muffin wrote:

when you post about car racing on the polo forum.

muffin it should say bike jocks are cocks

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

When your lobp.com threads fail like the seat of your favorite polo jeans.

http://leagueofbikepolo.com/forum/gear/mallets/2010/11/19/a-new-malet-de...

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Credo quia absurdum

You've ridden your polo bike every day for the last 7 days and none of has been polo related.

when you dont have a polo specific bike...

when you bend the shit out of your fork on the polo bike along with the dent in the back rim that makes it look like pacman and you pay your car registration instead of using that money to fix the polo bike

When both hips are bloody and bruised from Sunday in Oakland...
And instead of paying for hip-pads, buying a 12-pack for Monday nite
polo in SF... and landing on the same injuries... and maybe missing future polo...
:(

Lefty Bullshit!

...you put your mallet into your own front wheel and take out 15 of 30 spokes in one fell swope. Then laugh your ass off and drink a co' bur.

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Team Gravypants... Quite possibly the biggest assholes you've ever lost to, since 1897.

Undefeated World Champions since 1997

workin on some wheel covers man?

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Credo quia absurdum

When u talk C Murder into showing up at the Tempe qualoifier with the rest of his team even though they took 3rd @ the SF tournie against basically the same regional teams,and may knock you one spot back and unable to qualify, coz fellow poloistas are Effing awesome

"So this is how it ends"MACHINE

.....And then you have to talk him into teaming up with you in Little rock to make sure you have 2 regional players and another chance to qualify.

"So this is how it ends"MACHINE

when you'd rather go see common in concert then play polo...can you believe that!?! It really happened someone bailed on polo to see fucking Common...

... whehn your street riding style is suddenly a kind where the baby fallsasleep riding your old polo bike.

... When falling asleep at the bars means something new.

... When you see Machines post here from 2011 and it means something to yo
...

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Credo quia absurdum