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Hick Stoner Doom Fest

Hick Stoner Doom Fest Bike Polo Mobile, AL
Saturday, April 23, 2011 - Sunday, April 24, 2011
Contact info: 
frazer.mayson@gmail.com
Court size: 
Basketball Court, 110x60ft BORDER PATROL and PLY

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@-PRSENTING THE ALABAMA HICK STONER DOOM FEST-@
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APRIL 23-24. MOBILE, ALABAMA

aka Mobtown Throwdown 2
aka The Battle for The Mobile Cup
aka The Annual AB SUX Festival

FRIDAY: Nightime Pickup/Registration/Pool Party
SATURDAY: Bike Golf
SUNDAY: Bike Golf. Pool Party

$5/person
single basketball court in one of our local parks
plywood boards and BORDER PATROL
bring ur swim trunks n fishing gear
we'll have plenty of comfortable housing

call me @ 251-5eight1-2006 when ur in route so i can give ur GPS or ur maps directions on where to go:
so far i have a rough confirm from:
Mobile (4)
Nola (1)
ATX (1)
ATL (2)
TALLY (1)
LIL ROCK (1)
FTL (1)
PCOLA (1)

Location

McNally Park Polo COurt
4380 Park Rd
Mobile, AL
United States

Signed up

oh hell yes....

...those days are over.

JUST KIDDING!

lol

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carve. smash. eat shit.

paul your IP address indicates posting from within WASHINGTON STATE. you should update that profile and remove "brah" from your vocabulary at your earliest convenience. hmm might wanna take N****R out of your parlance as well, i hear the white guilt flows like crappy craft beer out there.

frazer wrote:

might wanna take N****R out of your parlance as well, i hear the white guilt flows like crappy craft beer out there.

Well god damn if this isn't the most poetic thing someone from Alabama has ever said.

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fixcraft.net

x2

I like your polo.

DOPEEEEEE!

Fuck off

yeah bring that too.

sounds like my kinda party

there is no turnament fee if you bring a firearm (loaded) or pictures of your underage siblings (preferably w pretty mouths)

oklahoma will bring the methanthetamines

If you go, you should pick me up on the way... I'll even hitchhike to the nearest place south of Louisville that you'll be driving too! Come on brother, phil!

fo shiz

I want in.

"ok Mr. Schwinn fucking Armstrong!"
www.burrobags.com

I need a team.

im comin for dat ass

Get rad

daniel, is it time?

YIP!

Im down for whatevs.

you me and daniel....yes?

http://www.mobilebikepolo.org/img/hickstoner%20poster3.jpg

Holy shit.

nice.

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carve. smash. eat shit.

holy smokes!

fraz, whats the next closest airport other than mobiles dirt runways?

YIP!

Nola or pcola. Nola is usually cheapest and u could prolly catch a ride over w one of the brahs

prolly won't come to this, but this is capped at 18 teams. there will be ample housing. we'll be dishing up some local grub (skrinmps, jambalaya) for lunch both days.

since the savannah turney has been delayed and since mardi gras fat tuesday runs so late this year (march 8), we are considering moving this to the weekend before (March 5/6). there are tons of parades that wknd and you can stick around mobile or head to nola for lundi gras/fat tuesday. just an idea if anyone on the fence is lookin for a good excuse to come down south for a lonng wknd

Trevor organized a race on the 5th in New Orleans. I hope you can do it some other time, and yall can come out to participate.

word, date and time and wild'in out as orginially planned. i gotta work during bachus anyways so i'll be in naggerton all that wknd.

looking to catch a ride with "the thrill"

YIP!

you caught my attention.

140x65

frazer! you know ftl wil be there. i miss you guys already!

60% of the time...it works everytime!

YIP!

frazer... "building bridges" thinks you're gay.

you heard it here first.

You promised it was our secret!

as in "mad gay"? there goes that boys kredyability

YIP!

yes i <3 MOLO

i think imo make it down for this. need a team too. anybody?

until such time, more time.

I've got my clothes picked out!

I like your polo.

mammy tied corset required

...those days are over.

JUST KIDDING!

"Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here."

got a 1.5kw generator and some big ol lights. got sum leads on warehouse space proximus to downtown. heres a promising spot with covered deck underneath.

REAZONS to come TO MOBILE
SEE THE SKYSCRAPER (20+ STORIES)

CATCH THE LOCAL FISH (NO LIMIT!)

no limit? man i am bringing my new ugly stick with my quantum baitcaster and a mess of rapalas

YIP!

Ugly stik! I'll blow off round robin to go fishing. How clean is that water, Frazer?

damn, i have to really start paying attention to this stupid ass website. does anybody need a team? not 100% if i can afford this though.

i'll make th journey... b honored to b teammates ..

david joseph"polony"wells

WHERE YOU AT?
MOBILE
WHO YOU WITH?
hopefully me! dudes perfect tournament name.

fuckin hick fuckin stoner doom lords.

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carve. smash. eat shit.

fuckin

im gonna see if i can get over for this....can you ride amtrak to mobile???i would also need a team if i can make it...

ill play with you nolove (sounds wierd to say......) if not amtrak i can figure a different ride

Get rad

amtrak eastbound stops at NOLA, but you can prolly catch a ride from there with nolaboyz

tent city around the leprechaun tree! if you're brave enough...

To me.. it looked like bike polo to me

Get rad

will- right there its aight for fishing, you have tankers across the way but the bay isnt far from there nor my place.. i live like 1min on bike from bay to go fishing. and todd will you be back for this one.??

“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry, because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

hells yeah, with bells on

Best tournement of the year.

"ok Mr. Schwinn fucking Armstrong!"
www.burrobags.com

its a qualifier for the Konfederate Kup (aka SESPI 3) in November

Konfederate Kup Glory Here we come. The south needs to secede from the powers that be!

"ok Mr. Schwinn fucking Armstrong!"
www.burrobags.com

ok mr. glory have you talked with your agent and agreed to terms with a team?

YIP!

i am going to this! and i need a team.
joe? johnny?

cannot wait to see the south!!!!

so are gun racks on bikes mandatory safety equipment for on court use? Or was that just a rumor?

Details are coming together, come on down yall, its gonna be a great turney!

Lefty here, looking for some killers to make a team.

I like your polo.

i've been thinking i need a tournament to attend in april...

i'm going to try to make this...

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carve. smash. eat shit.

dudes im coming and im going to play on a team with nick at nite

Im officially coming to this. I'm a strong defensive lady player, who refuses to sit in goal. Teammates?! Who's with me?!

I still need a team!

Ben and I need a third if ya interested

-Don't feed the trolls-

I think we're gonna have a squirrel hunt sat morning at my house those fuckers keep gettin in the cat food and fallin in moms pool n shit. If u wing one and it falls in the pool n drowns u get a bonus pt added to all ur games

hahahahahaha

fucking count that!!!!!

Fuck off

Damn I miss the south, being cool should be about killin shit, not excluding gluten from your diet.

i just applied for foodstamps. why am i looking for plane tickets?

there ya go, baby!!!!

dont come. this is the gulf coast retirement party/minor league championships.

I would not be going down to win a championship. I would be going down to win bonus points by shootin squirrels.

still in for this tournament. still looking for teammates....come on. who's with me!?

i heard peanut butter kills skwirlz.

YIP!

Is this the trophy?

SKID ROW // ACT LIKE YOU
http://www.skidphoto.com

Ok if u are planning on coming u need to email me and let me know. We have plenty of housing but I need to get it all partitioned before y'all get here. Cost is gonna be $5 a person

in

Fuck off

in

Fuck off

IMPORTANT UPDATEZ:
blar blah blah

we are filling up fast as well, ~15 teams so far. so hollar at ur boy if you are comin so I can get a count
first day ROUND ROBIN
second day DOUBLE ELIM
u know the drill

Lefty Lou is still without team mates. Anybody need a third?

MOAR UPDATEZ:
FRIDAY NITE: pool party at MY HOUSE (dont fuck with the cats or the veggie garden or your banned)
SATURDAY: faggot bike golf day 1
SUNDAY: faggot bike golf day 2
SUNDAY NITE: pool party at chris adkins aka lil chris aka lil mobtown cool lords house (MORE BALLER THAN MY POOL CUS THE PATIO BAR IS 10 ft away and MINE IS like 20ft)

basically if u cant swim or yur iphone is always in your pocket dont come cus you'll drown and/or saturate an iphone

SCRATCH THAT. We are setting up shop @ McNally Park on Mobile Bar. There is an old basketball court that is in need of some boards, right next to plenty of fishin and marina dive bars. This option was a little nicer than Chickasabogue.

wait, we aren't really shooting squirrels, right?

If you want a custom leather hip pouch you will.

You kill 'em, Porch will cook 'em.

jacques c wrote:

You kill 'em, Porch will cook 'em.

im down to eat some squirrel its been a few years for me just aint killing them but i will cook em alll day long...nom nom noms

“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry, because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

Statements like this remind me why you're one of my favorite human beings.

keep it real, porch. i'm sure you're a fine roadkill chef.

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carve. smash. eat shit.

while enjoying the state's beautiful wildlife be sure to keep an eye out for the majestic alabama weed frog

shooting rodents, frogs asking for weed. this tournament has the makings of becoming history.

gotta pair from atlanta looking for a third, challlah!

SKID ROW // ACT LIKE YOU
http://www.skidphoto.com

SCRATCH THAT

27/SWM/ATL single and ready to mingle, Mo? Lou? Polo swingers club?

SKID ROW // ACT LIKE YOU
http://www.skidphoto.com

http://youtu.be/nda_OSWeyn8

SKID ROW // ACT LIKE YOU
http://www.skidphoto.com

don't forget this incident.

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carve. smash. eat shit.

worth noting it happened across the street from that leprechaun tree

yo can i get a smoke promise i wont shoot if ya giveme yo wallet

“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry, because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?”

tornamint ov the yeer

YIP!

Are there any looking for a third? or singles?

we'll have a couple strays, don't worry, you'll get a team

lets find a third!

SKID ROW // ACT LIKE YOU
http://www.skidphoto.com

i got 5 on this. im in.

Got a Pensacola player that needs a team. Anyone looking for a third?

Let it be man. Just let it be.

Let's find a third

SKID ROW // ACT LIKE YOU
http://www.skidphoto.com

Tragedy today in bike polo, 4 players dead, 3 arrested, tournament doomed.

More later

Thank everyone who came out. It was a very fun tounrament.

Results:

1) 2 pump chumps (Chris, eric, Erica) ATL
2) Los vaqueros (israel, Tina, Elise) atx
3) powercharge (Jared, Jeff, Sam) ftl/Nola
4) Poolside snacks (AB, Zach, Sara)
5) beatlenut squash (Danny, John lennon, jeremy)
6) fail earnhart (Liz, kg, porch)
7) wahahaha ( fraz, Todd, kiefer)
8) trailerpark tornado (Sean, Vincent, Ruth)
9) welch family (Justin, britney, Ben)
10) 4 eyed freaks ( Jacque, Chris, Ryan)
11) a play ( jace, Anne, Lindsey)

Thanks again everyone, it was great!

Mobile, Thank you guys so much for everything. so much fun. love you guys!
shit heads for life!

Woo Hooo! That was fun thanks everyone!

why dont you announce that i won this shit last year?

third place rules...fuck everyone that came to this, including my team!

youre ALL COCKSUCKER FUCK FACES....

HOPE YOU ALL DIE...

pussy

FUCK LIFE part 5

YIP!