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LOS MARCOS MELEE

Friday, October 9, 2009 - Sunday, October 11, 2009
Host club: 
NYC
Contact info: 
bueno@losmarcospolos.com

THIS YEAR LOS MARCOS DETERMINE WORLD BIKE POLO CHAMPION. WE PROMISE
UNPARALLEL SHENANIGAN, HIJINK, MAYHEM, AND MADNESS. MARCOSIAN BROTHER
JAQUE CRANK RETURN TO HOST PARTY BIGGER AND BETTER THAN PARTY AT LOS
MARCOS MAYHEM IN 2007. THERE WILL BE METAL. MANY METAL BANDS. AND FREE
BOOZE AND ANGRY WOMEN AND BETTER SPONSORS THAN ANY OTER TORNAMET BEFORE! ¡VIVA LOS MARCOS! VLM VLM VLM VLM.

TENTATIAVE SCHEDULE SUBJECT TO CHANGE
FIREDAY, OCTOBER 9INE:
8PM - Karaoke y Registrashun at Hope & Anchor. 347 Van Brunt St
Brooklyn, NY http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&q=hope+%26...
One member from team must sing Karaoke in order to register. Teams registering on Saturday will have to sing acapella for everyone in their underwear and do 500 pushups. A list of songs will be provided.

8PM - 4AM - Drink sponsored likours and run rampant in redhook. Is great area. They film "REAL WORLD" there. Is an IKEA. Lots of abandon factories y things.

SATURDAY, OCTROBE 10:
10am - polo start at PIT
11am-2pm - Avon Walk for Breast Cancer go by. LOS MARCOS LOVES BREASTS: http://walk.avonfoundation.org/site/PageServer?pagename=walk_homepage
12pm - polo start at Tanahey Playground Rink aka Cherry St - http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=40.711231,-73.9945...

3pm - some kind of weird version of bike polo. 2on2? Bike Croqueolo? Bike Poquet? Tandem Bike Polo? 15 on 15? No one knows! Especially us!

ALL DAY - Scavenger hunt. Is lots of points! Last year, winnig team of Quinn, Alexis, y Ian won because nearly half they point from Skavengar hunts

6pm - polo finish

7pm - alleycat - is fun and short and polo bike friendly! Maybe you get to wrestle Dumptruck again! Is always fun

9pm - huge group ride to Bushwick for awesome Metal show

10pm - Awesome metal show. FREE. Brooklyn Brewery sponsor. $2 beers!

2am - stop destroying Jack's apartment! His roomates will never let LOS MARCOS back!

SUNDAY OCTOBER 11
10am - Polo start at PIT y Cherry St.

1pm - make sure you have lots of $ingles.

2pm - Scavenger Hunt finish. We need to count things

4pm - Polo finish! Get all you briberying done before this! Is no count for shit after 4pm, no matter what you does. LOS MARCOS has to count point y tally vote for MVP (MVP GET VERY SWEET PRICE THIS YEAR)

6pm - Awards!

Location

EL PIT
Chrystie y Broome St
New York, NY 10002
United States

Signed up

ASLO CHECK OOT NEW VIDEO PAGE. http://losmarcospolos.com/manifesto/video/ IS FIDEO NUMBER THREE NOTHING UYO EVER SEEAN BEFORE. IT FROM "HDNET" THEY CAME TO DOCUJMENTARY LOS MARCOS MADNESS LAST YEAR. MAYBE YOU SEE YOUSELF IN IT! MAYBE YOU SEE ADAM MACBREATH RUNN NAKED IN COURT!

I don't imagine Los Marcos spend a lot of time on this fanboy website, but if you did, you'd know about Robbie Boards (http://bikepolo.ca/user/robbie-boards), who is revolutionizing the sport, and making your mispellings and use of capitalization look like it was written by The Queen's secretary. For example:

"bright pink. Maybe put some yeollow black green blue organge plum purple ME i like RED OXIDE PRIMER BECAUSE it IS MEAN LEAN FIGHTING MACHINE"

or
"ya golden free ski pass ya fuck ski pass where are the women YAAAAAAAAAAA"

You might consider him as a back up should one of you return to your origins and take a polo hiatus. Come to think of it his origins are equally mysterious... maybe you know each other from the old world?

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stay golden

-EVBP-

i ran into Bueno today near the Pit. He was really wasted, but he mumbled something about changing the dates to one week later so it wouldn't conflict with the tournament in Paris, and so that more canuckanucks (ben, sp?) would be able to come, cause they have a holiday on October 12th.

its not how you spell it, its how you type it that matters

oh fuck i love you...

TOP CENTER 4-EVA

Okay catfish, I'm going to move my mouth like this...

I'm pretty sure he types with his face.

the points game started when the last tourney ended right?
i just slipped down some stairs with a broken neck... but i had my trusty LOS MARCOS belt on to break fall as usual! viva !? 10.00000000 POINTS aaahhhhhhhhhhhhggggoooooooooooooD!!!!!!!!!
but robbie boards is the clear leader
the man cannot even cross the border to LOSMARCOSTAN even if he had all the passport spoke cards

i used to get IT! in oHiO...

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

I can't wait for this! I made sure that I had no plans in October so i could make it this year

midgets

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

and peanuts

I want to have magma vomit.

MKE 05-06
CHI 07-Pres.

if anyone of my relatives dies on this weekend and I miss it again Im seriously gonna flip out.

Goddamn right. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

chicagobikepolo.com

look out mama is comin to town with us this time!!!!!

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

HOKAY AFTER CARFUL OF CONSIDERING, WE MOVE DATE OF TORNAMET BACK A WEEK TO OCTOBRE 9-11. THIS SO BEST FRIEND FOREVAR TORNAMET IN FRANCE CAN GO, AND THEN EVERYONE COME FOR LOS MARCOS MELEE!!!! EVEN IF THEAR SLIM CHANCE OF EURO-PEONS TO COME, WE WANTS THEM TO COME. BECAUSE IT BE SO EMBARASSING FO THEM! HAHA! GOOD LUCK!

thats for the spoke card I WILL RIDE WITH PRIDE NOW

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

good, polly brought it back for you? i was glad to contribute to your polo museum

nycbikepolo.com

This is going to be the best birthday weekend ever!

You have to go out of town to get inside jokes.
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themeans.xxx
themeansbikepolo.com
fixcraft

ya cris still lookfor some posters

two asshole's don't make it right"
BUTT three asshole's make a good team"

i am so glad you guys changed the date! So looking forward to seeing your smiling faces again, and this time before I come to NYC, i'll try not to break another finger!

midget trannies exsist

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

i need a mask any suggestions on locations to get one.

Im coming to kick some ass and drink some beer !
who am I kiddin' fuk da beer, a bottle of scotch it is,
As long as the frikin NYPD doesn't confiscate my bottle again...

Im coming to kick some ass and drink some beer !
who am I kiddin' fuk da beer, a bottle of scotch it is,
As long as the frikin NYPD doesn't confiscate my bottle again...

That was kind of a pain in the ass, at least they didnt find the other stuff
RVA polo

i've got my team for this!!!

Jen and Robbie, let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh, man. that's amazing.

los marcos is so fucking boring...wait, i am not menace

sooo, october 9-11th, eh? this could be back on my radar...i still need to see ny in the fall so...

depending on monies and when i decide to go ill probably fly into philly and go to a Flyers game on tues vs the caps or thursday vs the pens.

will be in nyc for this!

Me and Lando are hitting Philly first then heading over. We should party.

are yall flying?

Flying, yes.

Robert. E. Boards. Esq. This photo was taken 3 seconds before he crushed the can to the size of a quarter with his forehead.

--
bikepolo.com.au
urbanbicyclist.org

I threw a total tantrum until Angelo agreed to take me this year. I lost it after he told me he had decided to go to Seattle AND Philly, but not NYC:

"What do you mee-ea-an you're going to EVERY tournament in the world but this one??? A-an-ange, I wanna go-o to Los Marco-oo-os...!!!"

It worked. We'll totally be there!! Is it dorky to be so excited about a tournament I won't even be playing in??

hell no! drag his ass down there and make him wear a dress

AGELO LOOSES POINT ALREADY FOR ¡CONSIDERING! NOT COMING. WHAT A JERK!

My manager asked me to work some overtime, plus that's also the weekend that i wash my hair.

Angelo, you're better than that

BOOM!

I like your polo.

you're damn straight i asked him to work overtime.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!! DON:T MISS IT! C'MON DOWN!!!

BOOM!

I like your polo.

If I can get off work, I'm totally coming to this...plus two of my associates.
OGT-COMOPOLO

Bike Polo Ronin

alexd Viva Los Marcos!!!!

Skeet Skeet Skeet....Ah Gawd!!!!

Alex D

gOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

Viva Los Marcos

 Viva los marcos

Alex D

if you play at los mARCOS ON A team you can have the bike
green meanie!

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

only if I can be on your team....I love it when you scream commands at me.

Alex D

do your math

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

the only polo event worth going to for the rest of this year...

if anyone else is going from ohio let me know cause i'm going. it would help to go with someone.

Just confirmed, COMO is gonna be there!

and will need a place to sleep for 3. Thanks

waite so i can start getting points now
?

you can quit trying on the points, ohio already won.

Si.

that was for Johan. Si. You can start getting points now. Like OH10gLEE there. He loan car to Los Marcos for very Marcosian purposes. That 100 points right there. Nice job, lee. We soon give tally of point so far. There are few people already far in lead. Not lee.

where's the paypal button?

Hey, I'm coming into town for a week. Does los Marcostan have los marcostan sized floor for crazed nomad?

Why is pit not googelized?

MKE 05-06
CHI 07-Pres.

Are you talking about coming for a week after/before LOS MARCOS MELEE? If so, we'll be coordinating some housing. There's plenty of room. Quinn (probably) will be in charge of this. Don't email her yet, because I haven't actually asked her to do this yet. But she's real good at it.
 

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I was thinking of the week before so i can get some work done, and check out some galleries before the tourney.

Also was thinking of coming in via Laquardia, is there good public transportation from the airport to manhatten? I assume yes, but what is the best way?

MKE 05-06
CHI 07-Pres.

Public Transport from LGA sucks. There's only a bus, no subway. But it's much easier to bike to and from LGA than it is the other airports. Depending on when you come in, I live really close and could guide you out by bike. If that appeals to you.

If you do take the bus, you want to take it to the Astoria Ave stop (about 15 min once on the bus, but buses only run once every 30min, so it could take 45) and then switch to the subway/ride your bike. Riding a bike from the airport to that same stop would only take 20min.

Im shipping my bike to MAN, and Im coming 5 days early.

Cait from MKE is coming with me now.
We're basically cruising around manhattan looking at mueseums for a few days and soaking of everything NYC has to offer.
Any housing takers for two mannered Sconnies? Is housing available yet?

MKE 05-06
CHI 07-Pres.

MKE 05-06
CHI 07-Pres.

*dupe*

BIRDEYE YOU SUCK

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

take a hotel shuttle, they're free and you can just meet up with whomever at a hotel thats closest to your spot then proceed on to your final destination. I recently started doing this to parlay a $50 cab ride from the airport

That's brilliant. Sean gets 20 points for ingenuity.
 

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woohoo!

oh word,
yeah hotel shuttle sounds like a good plan, im shipping my bike and gear before hand so i can only one carry on.

Its official:
arriveing 10/06/09 around 2pm @LGA
departing 10/12/09 at 6pm on @ LGA

MKE 05-06
CHI 07-Pres.

.

hey all..i am looking for a team and for a place to stay..any takers on either matter?

I heard this tournament sucks ass and is totally over-rated. Can anyone confirm or deny?

3...2...1...GO!
Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond Bike Polo

why dont you call hannah mantanna bitch!
confirmed MAN BOY!
just take your shirt off at los MARCOS and see whahappennns...

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

maybe someone... needs to check in with there TEAMates<
i was told by MAlo we were already way aHEAD in points!

O.G.D.C.

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

WEL CHASON, WE NOW KNOW AS OF THERE IS A COMPETETITION GOING ON NOW FOR AMVP. TEH STEAKS ARE ABUIT TO GAT HIGHER. WE GONA INTROSDUCE SOME CARROTS TO REALLY GAT YOU MULES A-KICKIN. LET US BE SAY THAT THEIR WILL BE LOTSA PEEPLE WANNA BE AMVP THIS YAER...OR MAYEBE NOT

BUT WE JUST KNOW IN THE SPIRIT OF LOS MARCOS THAQT PEEPLE ARENBT GONA JUST LET YOU WALK AWAY WIT AMVP THIS YAER WITHOUT A FIGHT, RIGHT??? COME ON, PEEPLE!!! GET FIERCE Y COMPETIT!!! YUO ALL SAW WAHT HAPPEN TO LAST YARE AMVP, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA JOIN THE HALLOWED SACRED HALLS OF MARCOSIAN WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!!)

AND BTW ALL YUO SMOG JERK WHO THINK YUO GOT SOME KINDA DREEM TEEM DREEMED UP FOR TEEM BE PREPAIR FOR ANNYTHING,...PLANS MAY NOT BE SMOOTH SAYLING FOR YUO!!!!!!!1

¡VLM!
3-2-1-2-3-5-GO!!!!!!
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3653/slmab4.jpg

¡VLM!
3-2-1-2-3-5-GO!!!!!!
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3653/slmab4.jpg

POINTS!

hey chombo weer dose peectures at from denber? VivaLM

Hardcourt Bike Polo Connoisseur

HOKAY CANDIDIA, WHICH ONE OF YOU A-WHOLES THINKS THEY STOLE MY BABY??!?


IS NO FUNY.

I'm looking to be on a team for this.
I like Ottawa, MKE, MAD and RVA.
I must say there is no way to "win" if I'm on your team.
Ken's alter ego and his regular ego hates me.
He made a rule "Doug's not allowed to win".
So I like to play but I play Backwards.
I go for negative points by fucking with him as much as I can.
Last year I gave him a folded up love note with my toe nail clippings inside, for example.
I think we still got 4th.

So again if anyone wants to team up let me know.

Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
http://www.hardcourtbikepolo.com/

Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
hardcourtbikepolo+gmail+com
hardcourtbikepolo.com

I consider myself the premier Doug D. heckler, and I really wish my niece wasn't having a birthday party on Los Marcos weekend, because I would definitely help you rack up negative points for having absolutely no fun at this event.

Sorry to disappoint Doug, maybe next year we can be Los Marcostan's most boring guests.

slapdick bike polo - washington dc

slapdick bike polo - washington dc

DOG,

THIS YEAR, YOU IS BIG LOSER. SO, "DOG CAN'T WIN" CLAUSE NO LONGER APPLY. GIVE IT YOU BEST SHOT! NO MORE TOENAIL Y TOMATO SALAD, PLEASE.

After some heavy lobbying in Philadelphia, our "special olympics of polo" crew of Pittsburgher's is looking to make it this year.

that would be the cog magazine team right?

Nope, COG is from Milwaukee.

IS HAH

I created a new thread for this already, but it belongs in here also.
If you're looking for housing for the week or weekend of Los Marcos Melee, get in touch with Quinn: quinnsham [at] aol DOT com

 

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what time does shit start friday nights? i gots to book a flight getting in friday nights.

VIVA!

HEAR IS SOME INFOSRMATIONS. All things subject to change slightly.
REgistration fee $15 per person. Maybe even reduce to $10. Or maybe bump it to $20 and everyone get shirt. We trying to understand spradsheet porgram y figure out how much money to steal from HANNAH MONTANA FEDERATION to buy slip y slides for tornamet. But no more than $20 we pormise.

TENTATIAVE SCHEDULE SUBJECT TO CHANGE

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FIREDAY, OCTOBER 9INE:
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8PM - Karaoke y Registrashun at Hope & Anchor. 347 Van Brunt St
Brooklyn, NY http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&ie=UTF8&q=hope+%26...
One member from team must sing Karaoke in order to register. Teams registering on Saturday will have to sing acapella for everyone in their underwear and do 500 pushups. A list of songs will be provided.

8PM - 4AM - Drink sponsored likours and run rampant in redhook. Is great area. They film "REAL WORLD" there. Is an IKEA. Lots of abandon factories y things.

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SATURDAY, OCTROBE 10:
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10am - polo start at PIT

11am-2pm - Avon Walk for Breast Cancer go by. LOS MARCOS LOVES BREASTS: http://walk.avonfoundation.org/site/PageServer?pagename=walk_homepage DO NOT MESS WITH THEIR SHIT OR WE GET IN HUGE TROUBLES!

12pm - polo start at Tanahey Playground Rink aka Cherry St - http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=40.711231,-73.9945...

3pm - some kind of weird version of bike polo. 2on2? Bike Croqueolo? Bike Poquet? Tandem Bike Polo? 15 on 15? No one knows! Especially us!

ALL DAY - Scavenger hunt. Is lots of points! Last year, winnig team of Quinn, Alexis, y Ian won because nearly half they point from Skavengar hunts

6pm - polo finish

7pm - alleycat - is fun and short and polo bike friendly! Maybe you get to wrestle Dumptruck again! Is always fun

9pm - huge group ride to Bushwick for awesome Metal show

10pm - Awesome metal show. FREE. Brooklyn Brewery sponsor. $2 beers!

2am - stop destroying Jack's apartment! His roomates will never let LOS MARCOS back!

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SUNDAY OCTOBER 11
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10am - Polo start at PIT y Cherry St.

1pm - make sure you have lots of $ingles.

2pm - Scavenger Hunt finish. We need to count things

4pm - Polo finish! Get all you briberying done before this! Is no count for shit after 4pm, no matter what you does. LOS MARCOS has to count point y tally vote for MVP (MVP GET VERY SWEET PRICE THIS YEAR)

6pm - Awards!

I arrive 750pm friday newark hopefully with bike.

VIVA!

I am a lonely loosie, sitting silently, quivering in terror, in a dusty carton beneath a Bushwick bodega's counter. Please purchase me for 50c and smoke me down to the filter! I will not disappoint. Leave your circumferential lipstick marks 'round my girthy filter! I am looking for teammates who would like to cause a bit of mayhem and ken-barrassment. Anyone? (p.s. Bonus: I'm a 100 menthol!!!)

my computer was stolen and the 2nd and 3rd floors of my building are infested with bedbugs.

so, i will be moving my shit out asap.
and, i wont be able to do los marcos housing anymore.

paul said he'd take over. whataguy! his email is paul dot rauen at gmail dot com

tucker - thats you...cus i have no idea what your email address is nor any idea of how to email someone through this site, which i rarely check anyway.

so.. email paul about housing. thank you.

see y'all at LMM!!

Any advice on the best way to send my bike to NYC? I know I need to box it, but can I get it on the plane as checked luggage? Any thoughts would be very much appreciated. This will be my first fly-in polo tourney as well as my first trip to the big apple. So excited, just hope I can conquer my agoraphobia.

if you don't want to check it on the plane, you can ship it to my work. email me if this option is of interest.

Passive-aggressive hippies who play bike polo are still passive-aggressive hippies.

i always fly with mine. take it all apart, wrap it in saran wrap and trash bags and, voila!, a sculpture. you're not a bike polo player, you're an art student. if it's not free, then it will just cost you the checked luggage fee. don't forget to duct tape your mallets, lock, and tools to the bike...they might not let you through security with them.

Before

After

if you dont have a bash guard try to get your wheels to cover your chainring and keep the chain around the teeth to keep from punishment by the airline.

Coach did you find us a 3rd yet?

Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
http://www.hardcourtbikepolo.com/

Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
hardcourtbikepolo+gmail+com
hardcourtbikepolo.com

Coach ain't coming. Thanksgiving and all that family jazz. I already have a team but I'll play with you too. I want multiple teams

3...2...1...GO!
Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond Bike Polo

ok, thanks for the heads up.
still looking for a team i guess.

Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
http://www.hardcourtbikepolo.com/

Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
hardcourtbikepolo+gmail+com
hardcourtbikepolo.com

Jonny wanna team up with me and ben?

18 DAY FUCKERS VIVA!

is getting so close. need wild team please

Alex D...Chombo saw your post on DC fixed. I am going to be there with a party of three. Can't wait to have a great time celebrating my birthday with you all. Viva Los Marco

Alex D

IT PROBALY IS TIME FOR YOU TO START THINKING OF YOUR SONG FOR KARAOKE. THE FLYER IT DOES NO LIE. IT SAY KARAOKE REQUIRE FOR REGISTRATION. THATS NO JOKE. AT LEAST ONE TEAM MEMBER HAS TO SING KARAOKE SONG ON FRIDAY AT HOPE Y ANGER FOR YOU TEAM FOR REGISTER. YOU WILL BE JUDGED ON IT ALSO. AND THAT JODGEMENT COUNT TOWARD YOU FINAL SCORE. SO MAKE SURE YOU PRACITCE

is there an East vs. West 9v9 game planned at any point? hockey season is about to begin..

We might be able to pull something like that off. I don't think there are going to be too many west coasters, so we'll have to figure out something different. Like boys vs. girls or something.
 

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fuck shit why is this weekend not coming sooner two whole weeks of work still? I want to destroy! And if nothing else at least I can get the fuck out of the midwest for a weekend. Be prepared for the worst karaoke ever. I plan on falsetto and singing during games.

dangerously delicious dump and the poo poo platters are coming to annoy!

Mke Zak and I need a third. Fill the jonny midwest void.

I WILL CRUSH YOUR SKULL KEN. Johnny says me ben and him cannot win Los Marcos because of him. fuck that. I have a package of parts for chombo, maybe it will get lost in the stupid american mail. We just wanted a teammate with a good spirit and now were ousted because he lives in NY or whatever. I will bring the Chombo parts but half the brake assmebly might be inside the unbrakeable pina colada. ES BULLSHIT, NO VIVA

It's not that Johnny Midwest *can't* win by any "rule", it's just that he's starting out at a huge deficit - every dollar someone paypalled him was equal to -1 point at Los Marcos. It was in some fine print somewhere. I'll try to dig that up. So...he's pretty much in the hole. But there are ways of making up points. Many many ways.
 

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HAY WHY DON YOU KWIT YOU WHINIG YOU WINY UGLY FACE. SHUT YOU WINY UGLY FACE. MAYBE *JUST MAYBE* ALL THOS PRATS YOU BRINGIG CHAMBO JUST HAPEN TO BE WORTH IN POINT *EXACTLY* HOW MAYN POINT JHONNY MIDPAYPAL IS IN DEFICIT. IT COULD HAPEN. ANYTING COULD HAPPEN.

JOHNNY IS ON MY TEAM FUCK YOUR RULES. since when were we ever gonna win a tournament anyway

PROPAGANDA

DON'T FORGET to tell Paul if you need a place to sleep during LMM. Please do it SOOOON!
He's doing a superb job with the housing, so please be sure to tell him if you need it.

thanks!
Quinn

paul dot rauen at gmail

IDD WE HAS MENSIOUN THAT MVP WIN A JOUST?

ASLO NO FOR ONE IS SLEEPIG OR SOBAR ALL WEAKEND BEKAZ LOS MARCOS MELEE ALSO SPONSOR BY FOUR:

FOUR SPONSORED?!?!?!!!! i can't wait for the multiple heart attacks and loko. get me that grape drink!

scary... can't wait!!!

sorry about the rant...chombo can have all the parts he needs

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Bringing to NYC

fuck ur face

I heard MVP wins 5 jousts!

ARE ANSURANCE IS NO KOVERZ THE FOLLOWOING:

War, Terrorism, Assault & Battery, Sexual Abuse/Molestation, Asbestos, Nuclear
Energy, Total Pollution, Fungi or Bacteria, Pyrotechnics, Employment Related
Practices, Lead Liability.

EVERYTHAG ELSE IS FARE GAME

I'm 95% sure I can come to this. If I do end up coming I will need two team members. Is anybody still looking for teammates? If so, hit me up! Also, I will be staying with family so no housing is needed. I will know for sure tomorrow if I can come or not, but I'm too excited to wait until then!!

Midwest is best!!

I'm looking for a team, being that I just decided to play yesterday. I still kind of suck, but for Los Marcos I could work that to the team advantage!

I am now 100% going to Los Marcos! Yay!! Katie, would you like to be on my team? Where are you from? I've only been playing 4 months so I'm not too good myself.

Midwest is best!!

Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, but I have a team already. I've been playing about as long as you and am the tap-out queen! Don't be trying to steal my title.

nick rva aka the future of bike polo aka the raptor plus the hawkkkk is the new don't need a third.
confirmed

B O P

aka the owl is our third
enjoy

B O P

choicedone

MKE 05-06
CHI 07-Pres.

TTHEY IS ALSO AN ALLEYKAT FOR YOU.

I plan on cheating all weekend! Drugs! Yeah!

bring a big straw!

BIRDS OF PREY... SOAR HIGH

Portland United
www.eighthinch.com

BUENO I THINKS YA NEEDS TO CHEAK MI POSTAL CLOSR.
http://losmarcospolos.com/manifesto/2009/10/more-threateninig-ladders/#c...

IM OKAY NO KIDNAPPIN ATS ALL. I STOYED AWAY IN RYANS STINKY BAG LIKE I SAY AND MAKE HIM TAKE CARE OF ME ON VAYCAY. NEEDED BRAKE OFTER HANGIN ON FENC 4 SO LOG IN PHILLZ. I SEND POSTAL TO MAK SURE YA KNOWS IM OKAY AND WILL BE BACK TO LOS MARCOSSTAN SOON TO TAKE VENGANC WHO TOOK YER WIFE AND CHILD. BUT LOOK I HAVE GOOD TIME WHILE GONE!


NO LONGER WHITEST BEACHES AFTER I WUZ THREW WIT IT.


FORGIT LAST CALL ITS FIRST CALL WITH FOUR LOKOS MARGARITAZ!


EVN GIRLZ LIKE ME ON THE LINE!

SEES YOUS ON FRIDAY!!

Mullet tossing at the Flora-Bama....fuck yeah!

If that's the team EL CARTEL is bringing up for the MELEE, now I'm definitely excited for the weekend.
 

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you guys fuckin rock

wish I could be around for this weekend...

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yo RVA,

is JT on a team yet? tell him to holler at me.

-paul

SO FUCKING EXCITED

my bus leaves DC @ 1pm on Friday. see you at the bar.

VIVA LOS MARCOS!!! SI MUCHO.

one more day! one more day!

But Nate, your mom is here now.

Chicago is nearly on the road!

coffee, whiskey, beer. repeat.

VIVA HAKUNA MATATAZ!

8 hrs and counting...

VIVA

LOS MARCOS unofficially kicked off last night with a dope lil jam at boneshakers

people are playing pickup in brooklyn right now!~anyone who'snot working, go!
see you at hope and anchor soon

-c.

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who you gonna scrimmage like you the champion

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and what not!

B O P

Good GAME, everyone.

Did anyone get footage of RamMan's arms in the air face planting endo while wearing the rumbleinas outfit? I want to see that in slow motion.

look at that blubber fly!

Un Fucking Believable weekend.
So much Viva. So much Viva I don't even know where to begin.
Congrats to your winners: FETUS IN FETU - Birdseye, Ramman & Dumptruck.
and Congrats to your MVP: Sean from Richmond.

Can't wait to see more photos floating around out there.
Here's a set from the HasiBGB's party on Saturday night:

 

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Good GAME!

VIVA!

Holy hell, I don't think I could have more fun in a weekend.

yeah, that seems about how i remember it.

melee

(photo by flickr.com/dolparts)

dear nyc,

i viva'd in your subway sunday night. i would have cleaned it up, but i lost my shirt on the dance floor. stay fucking awesome, hope to see all of you again soon

whos got more pictures?!

http://urbanvelo.org/los-marcos-melee-2009-photo-gallery/

Hey where was our award for best karawookie?

3...2...1...GO!
Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond Bike Polo

same place as ours for best pollo
love the spelling of your name, as i know there is an impostor out there

nycBOP caacaaawwwwwww

ok. more photos.
doug d. where they at? [though it will be hard to go through all 6 million that you took]

thank you los marcos for the best introduction to nyc bike polo.
wow. memories for life.
and some that i've already forgotten.

=]
see you on the court.

woah what a weekend! Thanks so much Bueno, Gigante, y Malo. Especially thank you to Tucker for putting up an incredible prize! MVP RVA BITCHES! You'll see me ballin on my new Joust soon enough

man, you're lucky with winning bikes. didn't you win that surly frame at sespi last year?

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carve. smash. eat shit.

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carve. smash. eat shit.

you mean the complete steamroller? yeah

to much chaos to take photos but i gots 10s.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/saucecherry/sets/72157622578640242/

so...
speaking of photos, i seem to have misplaced a roll of film from this weekend. major bummer. if anyone ends up with a 35mm roll of Fuji black and white, let me know.

xox
cecily

(it means no worries)

a couple from a friends interweb
hot boiled peanuts vs hakuna matataz aka all of dc vs bike polo spring break

impending goal thwarted... BIKE POLO SPRING BREAK!!!

Don't bring cake to a donut fight.

Don't bring cake to a donut fight.

kack-kack-kack-kack

nycBOP

In the collective face of everyone not in attendance. What a tight time. All thanks all the time to all the people that always make these trips so badass.

You have to go out of town to get inside jokes.

You have to go out of town to get inside jokes.
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themeans.xxx
themeansbikepolo.com
fixcraft


found some here http://www.flickr.com/photos/skg/page2/

A few more:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/squillis/tags/losmarcosmelee/

This Is How It's Always Going To Be !!!

fuck ur face

Ca cawwww

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Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond B.O.P.

So so much Viva this weekend...the wildest LOS MARCOS tournament yet! Thank you all who attended! I love seein my fam here in NYC! Now go back home and tell 'em how much fun they missed. The parties were great, and there was a good vibe at the court(s). I hope many of you got to play some good polo as well.

The victorious ones truly displayed Marcosian spirit. Sean ever since we played in DC I seen you trying hard for a while man, guess it's finally come around. don't fuck this up now!~

same goes for you, DT, brids, and ramnman. when they pulled their pants off I thought I'd never stop seein' ass. GOOD GAME!

Other then exhausting resources I enjoyed my time this weekend too. It as a bit more organized and things rolled pretty smoothly. Maybe it was the fact that I was up for 42+ hours straight, or maybe it was the 17+ cookies I ate over the weekend. But I'm feelin good about the turnout. Again, thanks to everyone who helped or played or just came to sightsee. You made this weekend.

also, one other note straight from the desk of LOS MARCOS...just wanted to put it out there that LOS MARCOS has one last prize to give: BEST PHOTO OF THE WEEKEND. The winner will be sent a prize in the mail for the best shot from LOS MARCOS MELEE. I know you wuz out dere snappin dem flicks!!! post em up and tag them as LOS MARCOS MELEE.

VLM
-c.

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I got Alexis and his jacket plus 8 other players on the court. what more to you want? strippers

What do I win?

Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
http://www.hardcourtbikepolo.com/

Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
hardcourtbikepolo+gmail+com
hardcourtbikepolo.com

that one is definitely in the running for best doug. pretty much sums up LMM

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so who won BEST PHOTO OF THE WEEKEND?

Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
hardcourtbikepolo.com
flickr.com/photos/daytonohio

Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
hardcourtbikepolo+gmail+com
hardcourtbikepolo.com

second entry...
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Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
http://www.hardcourtbikepolo.com/

Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
hardcourtbikepolo+gmail+com
hardcourtbikepolo.com

Too many dicks on the dance floor.

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Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond B.O.P.

no,no,no, sorry, that wont win.
not 8 shirtless polo dudes standing around 1 polo girl
maybe one of these are in the money

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Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
http://www.hardcourtbikepolo.com/

Doug D
Brooklyn, New York
hardcourtbikepolo+gmail+com
hardcourtbikepolo.com

oh doug. here they come!
yes.
i love that i have a ticket for drinking four loko at the court. POINTS!!!
good shots.
good game.
well played.
and what not.
always.

Great shots everyone. Thanks Doug for being unofficial photographer!
If you're missing a pocket knife, I have it!!! Viva

Doug these are great! what else ya got? any polo action? marcosians mating rituals?

edit: nevermind, I see 'em on your flickr. gonna take a while to go thru these, you got a bunch of good shots.

anybody else got any?

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I do have some, but I need a little time to finish combing through them all.

My brain hurts

3...2...1...GO!

Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond B.O.P.

my heart hurts from loving you so much

rotten apple B.O.P.

this is the way it's always going to be

3...2...1...GO!

Mallets Of Mayhem

Little Richmond B.O.P.

I might just go jump off a bridge. I missed something epic and it all came crashing down on me when i saw a picture of RamMan and DT being birthed from a giant vajayjay.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/squillis/4011731854/
I was nice knowing you all.

Ahh, fetus infetu

yeah ange youre in hot water buddy! you & coach & robbie & johnny & pierre & pretty much everybody else in ottawhat right now...you must hasten to make amends with LOS MARCOS before the next tournament, or before they see you next, whichever comes first!

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If anyone has photos with four in it, even the stickers on wheels or other places, could you please email them to me. I need to show them that we used their product so that we can get more in the future.

would you like a photocopy of my ticket?
i think it even says "four loko" on it!
it proves it was there!!!!

it was everywhere....ugh.

While I think that's great, I don't think that's what we should be presenting to sponsors.

Don't you hate that they put what brand you where drinking on the ticket? About a year ago I had to stand before a judge while the bailiff pronounced before the whole court that I had been drinking a "Sparks Beer". So embarrassing.

http://fatlace.com/stayfresh/turd/2009/10/14/los-marcos-melee/

I love all you guys and gals, thanks for a great weekend!

I have some photos up on Flickr....although they are mostly from Sunday night
http://www.flickr.com/photos/45057444@N00/

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HOT BOILED PEANUTS!!

meg wrote:

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HOT BOILED PEANUTS!!

i don't think i have ever seen you look this drunk

slapdick bike polo - washington dc

slapdick bike polo - washington dc

melee on film:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cecilyupton/sets/72157622619837252/

Whhhhhaaaaat?

(it means no worries)