Moshtrocity Polo Triathlon
Cincinnati's finest would like to cordially invite all Ohio clubs, as well as it's bordering states (may be relaxed depending on how many teams are interested), to the first official Mostrocity Polo trainwreck. Coinciding with our local bike clubs annual event, the aforementioned Mostrocity, we will be throwing a one day tourney with all the festivities of a frat party (with far less risk of date rape).
The tourney will be teams of three competing in a trio of bro-tastic events. Each event winning you and your team one point. Every match-up will include:
- one game of polo
- one game of foosball
- tiebreaker game of flip cup (non-alcoholic beverages will be provided for those who don't like to party)
That being said, the weekends festivities are not limited to Sunday's tournament. The tentative schedule is as follows:
-Group ride to critical mass (we try to get an out of towner to "take it over" which usually makes it pretty interesting)
-Scavenger Hunt!!!!! Probably the coolest thing you will ever do....
-Punk Rock After Party till the wee hours of the morn
-A large group ride across our fine city of sausage to designated spots for bike games. including but not limited to:
chariot racing, tall bike slow race, footdown, whiplash, tall bike jousting, etc.
-Brunch at the polo courts
Everyone is welcome to come to all, or just some, of the days. It's your decision on how much party you want to bring upon yourself.
We have more than enough housing. Just e-mail Chris @ firstname.lastname@example.org, and we will hook it up.
Registration will be $15 per team. We will be capping registration at a later determined number of teams, so please grab a spot ASAP, so we can get the logistics sorted out.